Archived Police: 2 armed men arrested for robbing bar while officers held retirement party inside (fox5dc.com)
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Archived Police: 2 armed men arrested for robbing bar while officers held retirement party inside (fox5dc.com)
submitted ago by PubMaster
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[–] GuyRomaine 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Cake and then a dumb fucker beat-down. Best cop retirement party EVER!
[–] 10376828? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
How's it a good story when they weren't killed? They go to prison the same way you or I go on vacation. Then one day they'll be committing a robbery where they end up killing someone. Better to just kill them at the scene of the crime, when the gun is in their hands.
[–] GuyRomaine ago
I don't give a rats ass if they're alive, dead or building canoes in Ethiopia. That would have been one hell of a party.
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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The floor was defending itself!
[–] Type-R 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It takes a whole another level of stupid to rob a bar across the street from a police station with officers holding a party in it. It's like jumping into a gorilla pit and expecting to make off with the bananas.
[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Most niggers have the IQ of a white 3rd grader. If you try to imagine what a white 3rd grader might do in any situation with their limited comprehension and inability to grasp complex concepts, then you now understand the mind of a nigger.
[–] AriesianGemini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't most men 2 armed? I was under the impression that was how they were born.
[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
God gave them that right, and left.
[–] obvious_throwaway1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I find it hilarious one of these Darwin-award winners is actually named Tyree.
[–] IShouldNotTalk ago
Survived, probably have a load of spawn somewhere, sadly not Darwin award winners.
[–] 10377231? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Moral of the story is that we need cop retirement parties at every joint all the time.
[–] burns29 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Usually they just order strippers. Someone put some thought into this party.
[–] edistojim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nothing to see here just niggers nigging. Obviously two geniuses .