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[–] ArcherMcTaco 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Masturbate too much

Are they whipping it out and beating it during the fitness test? I mean I get the 'too fat' part. Welcome to being able to feed your citizens on the reg.... but masturbate too much?

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

Okay, exactly how much are you guys masturbating? I know your draconian firewalled internet has the answer... How are you masturbating into medical issues we never conceived of being possible.... Also why you starring at their balls so much?