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[–] Kannibal [S] 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

abnormally large testicular veins????

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[–] PotatoFarm 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Looks like it's called varicocele and its associated with pain and infertility, however, it's a myth that it's related to excessive masturbation. (http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/varicocele/basics/causes/con-20024164))

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[–] ArcherMcTaco 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Ummmmm, China should really look into why this is happening then rather than yelling at kids to not masturbate. Sounds like a serious food or drug supply contamination problem. Wait... are they still not helping with North Korea?

Yeah, disreagrd that China. You guys fapping way too much.

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[–] captainmurphy1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

my friend is relieved to hear that

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[–] InverseLardo 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You can't do pull ups with those large testicular veins.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The report claimed 8 per cent of male candidates suffered from enlarged testicular veins.

Apparently it's something they test for.

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[–] gymbuddy1812 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's pretty standard to examine testicles in this kind of physical exam, mainly for hernias.