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[–] Kannibal [S] 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

abnormally large testicular veins????

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[–] PotatoFarm 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Looks like it's called varicocele and its associated with pain and infertility, however, it's a myth that it's related to excessive masturbation. (http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/varicocele/basics/causes/con-20024164))

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[–] ArcherMcTaco 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Ummmmm, China should really look into why this is happening then rather than yelling at kids to not masturbate. Sounds like a serious food or drug supply contamination problem. Wait... are they still not helping with North Korea?

Yeah, disreagrd that China. You guys fapping way too much.

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[–] captainmurphy1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

my friend is relieved to hear that

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[–] InverseLardo 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You can't do pull ups with those large testicular veins.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The report claimed 8 per cent of male candidates suffered from enlarged testicular veins.

Apparently it's something they test for.

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[–] gymbuddy1812 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's pretty standard to examine testicles in this kind of physical exam, mainly for hernias.

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[–] RoundWheel 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The General went on to say, "all of these men with hairy palms prevents proper use of the state's equipment." When further questioned, the General added, "half of the men are now blind. Hairy palms and blind men simply are unfit for military service."

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[–] smokratez 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Jerking the gherkin drains your body of zinc and testosterone. Which will make you not want to work out. That's why. No one should jerk themselves off. Get a girl to do it.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Why would I want to let a girl jerk me off? So she can drink all of my Zinc in my ejaculations? I think not.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

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[–] goat2017 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Women are zinc vampires.

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[–] smokratez 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Always when I am drinking some tea. Thanks.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Doesn't matter if you swallow your own load.

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[–] ArcherMcTaco 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Masturbate too much

Are they whipping it out and beating it during the fitness test? I mean I get the 'too fat' part. Welcome to being able to feed your citizens on the reg.... but masturbate too much?

A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.

Okay, exactly how much are you guys masturbating? I know your draconian firewalled internet has the answer... How are you masturbating into medical issues we never conceived of being possible.... Also why you starring at their balls so much?

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[–] racist_fruit_bowl 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sum Ting Wong? Wei Tu Fat!

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[–] puggy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Suk Mai Dong

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[–] Justsomeone 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fuk ma Hand

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

If they want their young men to masturbate less, maybe they should encourage people not to do sex selective abortions of baby girls. They have a bad mismatch of men to women as a result of that. Maybe it will start to recitfy itself since they got rid of the one child policy and now allow two children?

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[–] lyin4rmu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

the obvious solution is to lower fitness standards to allow more people to qualify just like the good ol US of A

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[–] lissencarak 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Maybe start letting women and faggots in. I mean not like the military has any specific goal but to provide jobs and social engineering. Think of the military as an alternative to college, but with more white guys killing and dying.

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[–] VillaLopez 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

All lies. I used to masturbate so often I got sore. Nothing got overly large that wasn't ALREADY OVERLY LARGE! Oh yeah baby!

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