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[–] Gorillion 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Not true, I went and checked with snopes.com. And apparently they are not only not in danger of closing, they are doing better than ever, soon to close a billion dollar deal with undisclosed buyers, totally trim and healthy, super attractive, sweet of breath and poop, generally awesome in every way and possessed of a extremely large and virile penis.

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"I spoke with Mr Snopes about the failure of his fraudulent business, and he assured me his penis was very large".

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[–] SavageWorm [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm gonna steal, like, half of that to set as a dating profile. Amazing wordsmithing.