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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Before I even heard what it was about, I could tell from the reactions of coworkers watching the news that a new salt mine had opened.

No pity needed here though. They were agreeing with Trump, one of the nice things about working in a rural area.

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[–] TheOddball 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Opening new salt mines with such swift and decisive action. Have to love some of the man's work.

Also, I bet we can convince CNN that the mines are real and employing thousands of people.

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If only I could write better. I'm sure someone could do a proper satire piece on Trump enslaving thousands for mine work. Top kek.

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[–] Glockamole 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Trump won't allow mentally ill people to serve in our military, o my gosh how will the enemy know how progressive our troops are. We're gonna get slaughtered in tactical oppression Olympics. I bet Trump is going to insist on using guns to combat ISIS instead of slam poetry.

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

reddit is in meltdown.

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[–] BloatedVoatGoat [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Has been since the innaguration hahahhaha, fuck Reddit that dump hole of retarded fag cuck censors an thier cum gurgling friends.

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[–] Courtjester 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

MAGA!