Anon Archived OJ Simpson Caught Masturbating In Cell Could Impact Parole (dailymail.co.uk)
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Anon Archived OJ Simpson Caught Masturbating In Cell Could Impact Parole (dailymail.co.uk)
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[–] JesusRules 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
thats why they call him The Juice
[–] MoonMansWay 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
TIL its against the rules to masturbate in prison.
[–] 9891551? [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Seems like some harsh cruelty for a male prison.
[–] stealthninjataliban 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Pretty crazy that the US government criminalized jerking off
[–] JRHNBR 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
this is wrong, masturbating as necessary as eating and sleeping
[–] windsse ago
You'd have to be a complete retard to get caught. And would you want to be a prison guard who has to walk past 100 inmates with the dicks out every day?
[–] JRHNBR ago (edited ago)
I pretty sure janitor would prefer if inmates did not poop. Maybe you prefer if they install cameras in every cell and dont let inmates to even sit down during day like in Russia so they go insane and murder everyone in a cell by chewing their arteries on a neck
[–] Adminstrater 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You can tell that's a black guy's cell. There are fucking 10 pairs of shoes.
[–] 9891349? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
wow, now that's one heck of a legacy he's left for himself
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
OMG, probably the best case for /v/YouAreFamousNow. This is just too good to pass up.
[–] culofiesta 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Poor guy