Archived Journalist at Vice Declare White Marble Statues Racist (imgoat.com)
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Archived Journalist at Vice Declare White Marble Statues Racist (imgoat.com)
submitted ago by WhoFramedReaderRabit
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[–] pyres 0 points 48 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago
"I see a statue and I want to paint it black"
[–] Optick 0 points 39 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago
"No races anymore, I want them to turn black"
[–] pyres 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Upboat for getting a reference from when Mick Jagger wasn't a caricature.
[–] nekron 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
"I see the girls walk by dressed in their islamic clothes."
[–] Ocelot 0 points 38 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago
They were vibrantly painted in antiquity. VICE is just ignoring facts here.
[–] doginventer 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
True Colors of Ancient Greek and Roman Statues - Moco-choco https://moco-choco.com/2014/04/18/true-colors-of-ancient-greek-and-roman-statues/
[–] Selfpropelled 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Shit, he's even whiter! Abort! Abort!
[–] TheKobold 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wow. Learn something new every day. THANKS!
[–] Spectral 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
VICE has been ignoring facts since they almost started as a news outlet. When the fucking chipmunk quit VICE it went full SJW
[–] CarpetDime 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's really too bad because the style of their earlier stuff was great and the mainstream media won't do gonzo journalism. In particular the one where they go to the military trade show was awesome, and the one where they go check out the Japanese crime underworld was pretty cool.
[–] Pubiclouse 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I believe Bill Maher is the Executive Producers on some of their (((HBO))) docos.
[–] kamtsa 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago
He is right, the statues are misleading. For example, the people of that time did have hands.
[–] pyres 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I guess we can blame the stereotype of small white dicks on Michelangelo...
[–] burns29 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Did you just assume their handedness?
[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
When you go a couple chips too far...
[–] 9886658? ago
David?
[–] HeavyBrain ago
Fascinating.
[–] lemon11 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
WE WUZ ARTISTS' MODELS
[–] BeHereNow 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
'N SHEET!
(don't forget the N' SHEET! part)
[–] stayawayfrommybutt ago
Lemon11 are you lemon nation the support for cloud 9?
[–] lemon11 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
No, I'm just sour.
[–] Goater 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Dyes and paints are racist! How dare they degrade with age! Fucking whitey conspiracy.
WE WUZ STATUES!
[–] Hillarysdrycunt 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Jesus Christ over the years Vice has gone from a pretty good alternative media source to absolute unreadable fucking garbage.
[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
im not sure if its possible to have a website with the purpose of writing about vices and not have it descend into degeneracy
[–] nonbreakingspace 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It was originally to be "Voice" or something like that if I remember correctly, copyright issues where they're based and so it became "Vice".
But yes, it used to be interesting (North Korea article) but now it's total garbage not worth considering
[–] pyres 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Well there's journalistic degeneracy, then there's the good kind of DEGENERACY.
[–] VoutGuy 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
What a "jump the shark" moment yet again for the libs. This is just silly. You must be quite imbalanced intellectually to entertain the thought.
[–] 9885734? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
More Afro/Arabcentrism at its finest.
We all know that Europeans aren't the only people that exist, but as it turns out, Greeks are genetically closely related to modern Europeans and Anatolians. Fact.
Vice went full retard, big fucking surprise.