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[–] SexMachine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

One time I had a gallbladder attack. I don't even know what the fuck a gallbladder is. Have you ever had one of those? Well it put me in so much pain and panic that I thought I was dying. I was drinking and eating some greasy ass hole in the wall joint burgers - the good shit. Well, drinking and eating greasy ass shit will trigger a gallbladder attack lol.

Anyway, while in midst of my death throes, my wife at the time called 911 for me. The paramedics showed up, and by the time they got there the attack was fading. They said it would continue to go away, and it was just a gallbladder attack, I didn't need to go to the hospital. I apologized for taking their time, but I seriously thought I was dying. I had tears and snot still running down my face from the excruciating pain.

Anyway, they told me what triggered it was eating that greasy ass burger and fries I had sitting on the table.

I can't believe they would insult my traditional Amerifat cuisine like that. Those racially insensitive assholes.