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[–] CleatusMaximus 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

This is fine as long as people are paying for it. As opposed to the usual scene of tax payer and stundents footing the bill for a bowel full of sausage casings in a counselers safe space. Capitalism will always Trump Collectivism.

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[–] Iblameyou 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

If It were by me Ill make all birth control free, for everyone, abortions included. It's way cheaper to pay jamal's abortion than a full life of wellfare/prison.

Also, never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake. If liberals want to extinguish themselves I'll glady help them with my money, so my children can live in a world with less vermin.

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Free birth control and NO WELFARE.

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd take it one step further and say abortions free for blacks and expensive for whites, you know because of white privilege and shit.

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[–] lurklurk 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is exactly how public money should be used, projects that help society as a whole and when possible give money back to the people through private contractors. Sadly most money will go to big pharma from this, but at least the guys keeping those vending machines functional get a cut.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I get a lot of flak for it, but abortion is the greatest gift you can give an unwanted child. I'll always do anything I can to save a child from a woman who does not want to be a mother. Dr. Tiller said it best - I trust women.

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[–] Jerktwo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

do you mean bowl or are you saying the counselers are rapin kids

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 5 points 11 points (+16|-5) ago  (edited ago)

How about putting a warning on the machine that girls lose their value to future mates riding the cock carousel.

WARNING: HIGH VALUE MEN DON'T MARRY SLUTS

WARNING: WOMEN, THE MORE SEXUAL PARTNERS YOU HAVE THE LESS LIKELY YOU WILL HAVE A LASTING MARRIAGE.

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[–] Silver_Sky 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Some women that I spend time with are your typical sorority girl sluts. One has had sex with at least 3-4 different guys in the one month that I have known her. Taking this, and extrapolating it over a 4 year period, she has had potentially 192 different dicks inside of of her since she started college. Assuming an even 200 thrusts per intercourse session, 4 intercourse sessions per relationship, and an average 6in dick, then she has had 14 miles worth of dick slippage inside of her. Being kind, and cutting the number of relationships in half, that still leaves us with 96 partners and 7 miles of dick.

She says that she eventually wants to settle down, bot not yet. She still wants to party. I hope she can calm down and have a lasting marriage, because she is genuinely nice, but let me just say that the mere thought of even kissing her disgusts me.

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[–] Artofchoke 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

You seem to have some superstitions about pussy. It does clean and renew itself - it isn't "haunted" by the ghosts of dick past - though the brain may very well be.

Are you as repulsed by men who fuck a lot of people, or does the external genitalia make it seem less "icky" to you? Is this a hygiene thing? Is this a concern about having to compete against so many other"performances"?

Ain't trying to kick your ass, just legit curious. ♡

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[–] Artofchoke 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

"High value"? That's usery. I'd happily take a broke gamer with a big dick and insomnia. I reject your value assignations. You CANNOT buy loyal, happy pussy.

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[–] hedidnothingwrong 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Damn tell me how you will work 12 hours a day to feed your broke husband. That must be so awesome.

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[–] jrfg1743 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

they are all adults. this is a good thing

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[–] NotDrunkEnough 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

wouldn't really want those uppity cunts to reproduce anyway.

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[–] Iblameyou 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I dont get why people are against all these things. I fully agree with liberals extinguising themselves.

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[–] FuckRedditInTheAss 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A liberal prevention machine. It's a brilliant idea.

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[–] eongoat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

coathangers 25 cents!

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[–] PIcasso54 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cool! Great and very profitable idea in a well placed location.

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

About damn time!

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