Archived BREAKING: France: Paris police cordon off Champs Elysees (bbc.co.uk)
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Archived on: 9/18/2017 10:00:00 AM
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Archived BREAKING: France: Paris police cordon off Champs Elysees (bbc.co.uk)
submitted ago by VicariousJambi
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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Looks like another case of DWI - driving while Islamic
[–] VicariousJambi [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Edit: Updated to match article
Edit 2: Updated again, article keeps adding
Looks like they've changed most of the article, this is what it says now.
edit... they really like updating this fucking article
[–] vurk 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How do you detect the changes? Manually?
[–] VicariousJambi [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm just refreshing, yeah.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You can detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good!
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Why the fuck are they just cordoning off the Champs Elyses? They should cordon off all of western Europe.
[–] lemon11 ago
But that means borders, and closed borders is racist, or something.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wanna see "borders”? Put on a yarmulke or wear a cross on a chain around your neck and try to walk into your “friendly” neighborhood mosque. Be sure to wear ballistic body armor when you do.
[–] blackguard19 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is what happens when intelligence agencies stage endless fake terror hoaxes and people believe them.
[–] 9565846? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9V-zUlrhEE
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[–] 9566643? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I should say thanks to /u/Rotteuxx for fixing a lot of my French the last time I posted this...which was the terror attack at the Champs-Elysées a mere month ago. I didn't fix everything however, such as "viole tout toi." I don't know if it's correct, but it rhymes... Also I switch between tu and vous, which is probably stupid.
[–] Ribena580 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Enrichment process going well
[–] sunshine702 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's Ramavan.
[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How fucking incompetent of a terrorist are you when you hit a cop car and then burst into flames before you can use the gun, lol.
[–] zipcodemonster ago
Still not the dumbest terrorist. The Christmas day underwear bomber in Detroit who had an underwear bomb blew his own dick off then got the shit kicked out of him by other passengers. What a stupid shit. Thank God these dumbfucks inbreed, if they were competent we might have a real problem on our hands...