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Not on baywatch, but apparently Pirates is popular as fuck in China. They were probably planning on making the $500 or whatever million in the US to cover the movie, and $1+ billion in China as profit.
From 1908, when Walter Selig moved his company to California–with the exception of Darryl E Zanuck’s 20th Century-Fox (“the Goy Studio”)–Jewish creative artists and businessmen guided the destiny of America’s largest propaganda machine.
Okay, so despite Dwane Johnson, I can see how Baywatch could be an unmitigated garbage fire. However, with Javier Bardem on the cast I'm a little reluctant to say Pirates is that bad. (Maybe I'm wrong - I like the Pirates thing.)
That said, maybe people are just sick of going to the theaters?
Who wants to wait in lines, pay far too much, eat shitty ridiculously overpriced food, sit in very uncomfortable seats, be forced to watch a fuck ton of advertisements, and listen to people chew and talk through a movie when you can have a better experience with all of that (for much less money and time - remember you have to travel to the theater and park and all) in your own home?
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Personally for me it's between the stuff that you listed and the fact that I just can't get excited for another remake/reboot/sequal/prequal. Original movies are so rare these days and they never get the hype that these types of movies get. I always have to remind myself that Hollywood isn't in it to make good movies they're in it to make money and these types of movies are sadly a safer bet that they are always more willing to take.
Last two movies I saw in a theatre were Minority Report and LoTR 3 (can't remember which order). Inconvenient, uncomfortable, always end up next to someone I'd rather not sit next to (or even near). Also ridiculously expensive and most movies are crap anyway. I don't miss it one bit. Feh.
I don't know about that. About a decade ago my town only had 3-4 small theaters playing new releases now there's close to 10 nearly half of them being big mutiplexes. They're always packed providing there's a popular film out. Instead of dying like everyone claims they seem to be taking over.
Don't forget being at risk of being blown bits to award a sexually deprived muslim of his 72 virgins or shot by some crazy nigger or stabbed by a lonely middle-aged white man in the name of god.
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...a politically correct version perhaps? with appropriately diverse crew (fat chicks, trannies, token ethnic chick, at least one lifeguard wearing a burqa of course, etc.) - and of course a suitably enlightened and progressive story line?
Just guessing, there is no way I'll go see this piece :-)
where the fuck do ya'll live? San Antonio Texas here. I live 15 minute walk from a really good imax theater. its about 12 bucks for a ticket? And it is a gigantic screen just watched gaurdians of the galexy vol 2. Worth it for me and good movie more funny then real sci fi, but good. Food is crazy expensive but thats why the wife has a big purse to stuff candy etc into it. I do get the expensive nachos but they are pretty big and come with lots of cheese and you get all the jalapenos you want? just saying for me it aint bad. guy below me said what I was thinking, 3D is only good on imax only time I watch 3d is at an imax.
I'm more concerned about this "women should be trashy whores" movie comedy trend. Seems more subversive and successful than explosion based shekel generation.
Now if we can only get the autistic sperg goys to stop going to see star wars and we will have damn near collapsed the shit hole that is degenerate hollywood.
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[–] TheStapler 1 point 58 points 59 points (+59|-1) ago (edited ago)
Oh the horror, a bunch of Jews won't make as many shekels as they wanted selling some degenerate trash to morons.
[–] 9266418? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Well when you put it that way...no, I still don't give a fuck about these kike pedophile fucks.
[–] Apathy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not on baywatch, but apparently Pirates is popular as fuck in China. They were probably planning on making the $500 or whatever million in the US to cover the movie, and $1+ billion in China as profit.
[–] Zaqwert 0 points 42 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago
Every single 'blockbuster' movie is a sequel, prequel, remake, or reboot.
[–] Astronautilus 2 points 28 points 30 points (+30|-2) ago (edited ago)
It's almost like the more kikes take over something, the less original content we get.
[–] puggy 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
Actually Jews have dominated the industry from the beginning
[–] DigitalRefugee 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The Jew cannot create. Only steal, copy and produce poor reproductions.
[–] Gargilius ago
...not quite : there are also spinoffs :-)
[–] Exit 1 point 21 points 22 points (+22|-1) ago
fuck the jews
[–] ShitsInPringlesCans 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Okay, so despite Dwane Johnson, I can see how Baywatch could be an unmitigated garbage fire. However, with Javier Bardem on the cast I'm a little reluctant to say Pirates is that bad. (Maybe I'm wrong - I like the Pirates thing.)
That said, maybe people are just sick of going to the theaters?
Who wants to wait in lines, pay far too much, eat shitty ridiculously overpriced food, sit in very uncomfortable seats, be forced to watch a fuck ton of advertisements, and listen to people chew and talk through a movie when you can have a better experience with all of that (for much less money and time - remember you have to travel to the theater and park and all) in your own home?
Fuck theaters.
[–] jonev123 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Personally for me it's between the stuff that you listed and the fact that I just can't get excited for another remake/reboot/sequal/prequal. Original movies are so rare these days and they never get the hype that these types of movies get. I always have to remind myself that Hollywood isn't in it to make good movies they're in it to make money and these types of movies are sadly a safer bet that they are always more willing to take.
[–] Uncle_Tractor ago
I can only upgoat once. Hrmf.
Last two movies I saw in a theatre were Minority Report and LoTR 3 (can't remember which order). Inconvenient, uncomfortable, always end up next to someone I'd rather not sit next to (or even near). Also ridiculously expensive and most movies are crap anyway. I don't miss it one bit. Feh.
[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fuck hollywood for killing theatres
[–] killercanuck 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't know about that. About a decade ago my town only had 3-4 small theaters playing new releases now there's close to 10 nearly half of them being big mutiplexes. They're always packed providing there's a popular film out. Instead of dying like everyone claims they seem to be taking over.
[–] ouio 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't forget being at risk of being blown bits to award a sexually deprived muslim of his 72 virgins or shot by some crazy nigger or stabbed by a lonely middle-aged white man in the name of god.
[–] Subarukayak ago
They fucked up Alien for the 5th time. Don't underestimate the power of stupidity.
[–] windsse 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Why would they make a baywatch movie? The whole point was to look at attractive women in swimsuits every week.
[–] Gargilius 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
...a politically correct version perhaps? with appropriately diverse crew (fat chicks, trannies, token ethnic chick, at least one lifeguard wearing a burqa of course, etc.) - and of course a suitably enlightened and progressive story line?
Just guessing, there is no way I'll go see this piece :-)
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Member?
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[–] culofiesta 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The 3D shit is a fucking scam. If it's not on an Imax screen who gives a fuck?
Hollywood is losing the fight against downloading. About time too
[–] Docta_pizza 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Damn, where do you live? Tickets are $6.50 where I'm at, and only $5 on Tuesdays, which I'm more than willing to pay for a movie I really want to see.
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I haven't seen a £5 cinema ticket since the 90s.
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where the fuck do ya'll live? San Antonio Texas here. I live 15 minute walk from a really good imax theater. its about 12 bucks for a ticket? And it is a gigantic screen just watched gaurdians of the galexy vol 2. Worth it for me and good movie more funny then real sci fi, but good. Food is crazy expensive but thats why the wife has a big purse to stuff candy etc into it. I do get the expensive nachos but they are pretty big and come with lots of cheese and you get all the jalapenos you want? just saying for me it aint bad. guy below me said what I was thinking, 3D is only good on imax only time I watch 3d is at an imax.
[–] 1Sorry_SOB ago
I almost wanted to see the alien movie. I have gone to the movies once since Avatar. I can't remember the name of it though.
[–] perihelion0 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm more concerned about this "women should be trashy whores" movie comedy trend. Seems more subversive and successful than explosion based shekel generation.
[–] Bryntyr 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Now if we can only get the autistic sperg goys to stop going to see star wars and we will have damn near collapsed the shit hole that is degenerate hollywood.
[–] ankakot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not likely. China is where (((they))) make most of their money now.