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[–] SpaceCpt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It was unique to say the least. I was wandering around a mountain with a friend and we got separated for .. hours? a while, and I found these stubby pine trees that looked unhealthy as all fuck. I was standing beneath these trees spacing off at all the sap dripping down the trunks and how squat and stubby they looked when I noticed these weird clusters. They almost looked like bunches of grapes but much more sparse, and instead of grapes they had these tiny, opaque yellow little balls that looked full of liquid. I've been playing in the woods my whole life and I've never seen something like this. So I'm tripping the fuck out.

I get closer and closer to these weird little things, and slowly reach up to poke one. It bursts. It wasn't even a fierce finger stab, I gently nudged this thing and it bursts spraying me with this liquid. So I freak out for a bit, eventually calm down and am like "I gotta show my friend." so I hunt down my friend, shenanigans ensue but I'll skip those for the sake of brevity.

We get back to these fucked up pine trees, and he's asking what in the hell is wrong with them when I show him all the weird little clusters of things all over it. I of course, neglect to mention their explosive nature. He gets up close and is examining them then reaches up and grabs an entire "bunch" of these things, they all burst and he freezes and just stands there. He finally turns to me, his eyes are huge and he says, "I need to wash my hand."

No idea what those little things were, but I'm pretty certain they exist. Pretty certain.

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[–] 9277104? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

.:Whoa:.

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[–] SpaceCpt ago 

None of my business but why did you suddenly change yourself to be anonymous?

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[–] 9277142? ago 

Trip stories are always great. Thanks for sharing. Just be glad you didn't encounter any actual skeksis there on the mountain. That'd be some some shityourpants level stuff.