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[–] Skyrock 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

A lot of kids with more money than brains gathering on a poor Caribbean island, protected by nothing but empty beach, jungle and underpaid local security. Who would have guessed that locals would be buzzing around it like vultures around a T-bone steak?

In my youth I already knew that you don't rock your golden Rolex when you walk the ghetto and don't leave your expensive camera visible there on the backseat of the car you park there either. What has become of common sense?

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[–] LardOn4Bacon 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

It was given a participation trophy even though it lost years ago.

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[–] hornyhivegal 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

pls tell me these were jew kids that got fucked, pls king david

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[–] undertheshills 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

No jew kids would be staying at uncle shlomos beach house and watching the concert for free on a boat.

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[–] Dargaizz 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Friend of mine just leaves his truck unlocked now so that the heroin addicts here can just take what they want. Cheaper than replacing a window every couple days.

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[–] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Goddamn, that's actually really fucking sad. Why can't we just leave poisoned food out for them or something and just kill these people already?

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I won't even leave a three dollar wind-up emergency flashlight in the backseat of my car. Goddamn junkies will brick a window for far less.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Can confirm. Junkie broke my window out for a 50 cent roll of pennies and a gossip magazine.

Neighbor saw it happen, calls the police before knocking on my door. Cops find her high as fuck in the woods down the road smoking meth and complaining about the roll of pennies only being worth 50 cents.

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A couple of years ago I came to the realization, I am not a good judge of whether or not a junkie will think the shit I have in my car is worth smashing a window. Since then I leave nothing out in the open, not even change in my cupholder.

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[–] elitch2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Move to a place with less niggers.

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Having been to the Bahamas, I laugh at this. They should have expected the very shit they received - because that is the kind of service and facilities they offer anywhere you go there (with a few, rare exceptions). Bahamas; beautiful islands, shit for people.

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[–] Sosacms 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Reminds me of a friend who went to Jamaica for his honeymoon. Rioting surrounded the hotel and attacked busses getting people to/from the airport. First world Twats using shit holes as vacation spots deserve every drop of violence they are received with. What do you expect the people to do? They live in a house made of scrap metal, under the shadow of a palace. Quit role playing as the French aristocratic and get upset when the peasants play their role too.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The travel agents who advert these places are also partial to blame i suppose. But people should have the common sense that 3rd world countries are 3rd world because they have a 3rd world culture.

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[–] me_buttare_via 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Oh the poor, spoiled, rich, smug twats. My heart bleeds for them.

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[–] Skyrock 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've just cut an onion in half to force some tears for them out of me. Want the other half?

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[–] truckboattruck 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

ladies and gentlemen.....nigger countries are full of niggers.

go to white countries to avoid this shit

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[–] malaki_titi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Except a lot of white countries are filled with "refugees" now

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

the truth

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Millenials: Nobody can pull off a con like Donald Trump!

Ja Rule: Hold my beer. #fyrefestival

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[–] ReginaldPluntfarb 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

UPDATE: they are having us sign papers for full refunds. They are just pieces of computer paper but I mean...refunds pic.twitter.com/oNa8EIojl1

— dylan (@ DylanACOP) April 28, 2017

There's a picture of him ink-stick squiggle-typing on some computer paper.

I hope Dylan got the shit mugged out of him.

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[–] MrPim 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

ink-stick squiggle-typing

I hope you dont mind im about to steal this for an abstract ink drawing title. Because im going to anyway.

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[–] nonbreakingspace 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

comedy gold!

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lost opportunity for a hilarious reality show.

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[–] HarrietTubman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I hope this is a new 'Nathan for You' episode.

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[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is a real tragedy. My tiny violin is being restrung and I have nothing to play for them.

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