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[–] myvoicefromhell 1 points 39 points (+40|-1) ago 

Until they can't open a fucking jar of pickles.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hillary can do it for them.

(Translation: Hillary can have one of her people do it for her, for them)

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[–] toecutter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hillary can have one of her people do it for her, for them and then have that guy killed.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

My husband enjoys showing off his manliness by opening my jar.

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is jar a euphemism for something else?

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's why I keep my kids in pickle jars.

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[–] fairytisya 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

as for opening jars.. ladies here is a tip. use sharp knife and stab a hole in the lid, doing this lets out the air from the jar, then hello mr pickle. just place the contents that are not needed into an other air tight container and place in fridge. works all the time, yes boys not all of you can muscle a jar so you too can try this. it never fails ladies.

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[–] myvoicefromhell 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I won't fall for that trick again, bitch.