[–] SeemsReasonable 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

It's a peace grenade. Grenade of peace.

[–] Caesarkid1 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

They should;

  1. Tie some fishing line to the pin.
  2. cram the grenade up his ass.
  3. tie the other end to a tree in the woods.
  4. cover him in honey.
  5. sick a bear on him.

[–] 8BigMacNMuhDietCoke 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Hey... that innocent bear doesn't deserve this treatment!

[–] wyndrunner 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

BearLivesMatter.

[–] mrPingPong 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You have a real,imagination there.

[–] Kirmz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A grizzly bear or a gay bear?

[–] Gumbatron 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And when the van stopped, you could see him try to get it out and show them too

[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Grenade of Peaces, plural.

[–] yjGVlGF6b 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Fanny pack. What a faggot.

[–] Astronautilus 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Hey, what's wrong with fanny packs?

[–] yjGVlGF6b 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Nothing when you're 65 and older.

[–] BeelzebubTheBud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where do you keep your grenades then?

[–] EdSnowden 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Just FYI it's a great way to conceal carry, so think twice before messing with someone wearing a fanny pack.

[–] yjGVlGF6b 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

In my experience, that sentence is hilariously wrong, because virtually every person in the last 20+ years that I've seen wearing a fanny pack is either full blown window licking retarded, or a an old fart that uses it to store paper maps of the town he's lived in for 40 years. So no, I really have nothing to fear from fanny pack wearing people.

[–] obvious_throwaway1 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I envy Putin, he doesn't have to deal with stupid fucking gorilla Maxine Waters and senile Alzheimer patient Nancy Pelosi screaming RACIST.

[–] Capt_Rye 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I guess you could say it wasnt the explosive ending he thought hed have.

[–] turd_pilot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Not full of teddy bears and candy?

[–] StuntmanMike123 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

No, his 6-year old wife wasn't with him at the time.

[–] BeelzebubTheBud 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So what you're saying is Trump was right about going after terror suspects family members?

[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

they are lucky they are alive.... he (terrorist) is an idiot fucking around without a dead mans switch that coulda taken out several cops and camera man...

They coulda been body parts on the street... they are fucking lucky

[–] Free_Radical 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They did fuck up. Why not do it plain-clothes from the sides? The van with the uniforms should come afterwards.

[–] goatsandbros 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Never make fun of men wearing fanny packs.

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