Archived Mum fears freezer-raiding burglar ate her placenta (stuff.co.nz)
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Archived Mum fears freezer-raiding burglar ate her placenta (stuff.co.nz)
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[–] DUNGBEETLE 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This lady seems crazy, who keeps a placenta for half a year then claims somebody stole it, my guess is somebody threw that shit away.
[–] MedicalMountainGoat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why was she keeping that shit around for 5 months is the real question here.
[–] Funkypurplekitty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sounds like she wanted to bury it with her moms ashes at her new house.
Still strange and really gross if someone else eats it but really I cant imagine them doimg that.
[–] 8794428? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Only if they have very strong jaws. It's too chewy to get down easily
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
TIL... I thought it'd be more like eatig a jellyfish or something.
[–] 8797063? ago
It's a bag of muscle. very tough muscle. Otherwise the baby would tear through it stretching. It's like a cross between the toughest steak you've ever and a piece of rubber with a mild mutton/liver flavor
[–] Germ22 ago
why do you know?
[–] 8795115? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Personal experience which will never, ever be repeated.
[–] Alligatornator 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bahahaha, it's a good lesson for all of us: don't break into people's homes and steal random shit, you might eat someone's placenta. Also don't freeze your expired body parts in your fridge; you and your "partner" should eat them right away for maximum freshness.
[–] Grifter42 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Gross.
[–] derram 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
https://archive.is/OCaWO | https://vgy.me/TfevrS.png :
"A mother fears a burglar has eaten her son's placenta after it was stolen from her freezer, alongside frozen meat."
'Auckland mother Loralie Burns said she received the disturbing news from her former landlord on Saturday. '
'"In the freezer was some meat that was supposed to go in the rubbish, and a plastic container that has my placenta in it."'
'The 35-year-old recently moved houses within the suburb of Sunnyvale, but her washing machine and fridge-freezer were still at the old property. '
'Burns kept the placenta after giving birth to her now-5-month-old son, Dante. '
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