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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago 

Who knew that people would get bored with her "I'm a filthy cum gargling whore" shtick?

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[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

What would really catch me off guard is a woman with some kind of human decency. The current prevailing attitude is "I'm a bitch and I'm proud of it." Just check your Facebook feed (for those of you that have it, I'll admit I do) and tell me I'm not right.

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[–] Jixijenga 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That behavior in general is obnoxious, I have trouble listening to Dennis Leary for the same reasons.

"Wow, you're an asshole; what a fucking novel and totally hilarious concept," said the man with a pensive, disapproving glare.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I am remember one female comedian that had me laughing. So long ago I've never been able to find out who she was. Closest these days are YouTubers like ShoeOnHead.

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[–] e-lizabeth 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Human decency in general seems in short supply these days, sadly

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[–] 9dn1NCiWyrE1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You're not right.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I know right? Why would I pay 200 bucks for a ticket to that when I could just talk to my ex and get the same commentary?

:)

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[–] VivaFrei 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Pretty sure her dad was tired with shtick a long time ago. Maybe...

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not if it's his cum that she's guzzling....

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Yeah I think I'll skip it. If I wanted to watch an unfunny cunt, I'd turn on MSNBC and watch Rachel Madcow.

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[–] SaveTheChildren 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

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[–] pfb 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

When someone says cunt I just think "can't understand normal thinking" so...

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[–] Jixijenga 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The fuck are you talking about? Rachel Maddow is hilarious.

I like how at any given moment she looks like she's about to literally explode, or just burst into tears and glare at the camera before belting out a blood-curdling scream as she wrings her fist in rage.

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Four words you will never hear Amy Schumer say.... "No thanks, I'm full."

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[–] StuntmanMike123 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

"I wrote this joke..."

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Haha Bravo

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[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Please, No more attention!"

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[–] Mr_Quagmire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"I've lost some weight!"

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[–] RoosterMan23 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Right on the fucking nose homie! It was her turn, sound familiar, with that movie trainwreck. She was nothing but an unfunny filthy gutter slut back when she was just a comic, nothing has changed.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Lol, what happened? Finally had someone make sure she wasn't plagiarizing anyone-else's jokes?

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[–] saintPirelli 5 points 0 points (+5|-5) ago 

I always liked and enjoyed her stuff and tbh I don't know what she did to deserve the wrath of the "right wing" and frankly I don't really care. I also don't mind the vulgarity, but that shit was just baaaad. Halfway through it just stops being intended as funny and starts being emotionalised political stuff. As a fan, I was really disappointed.

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[–] Neinlife 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

shes a joke thief who turned on her audience to go feminazi after she started hanging out with hollywood types. thats what she did.

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[–] ferfrendongles 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You 'bout ta learn, boy.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's fun to watch shit-tier "comedians" fail, though. So, in a pretty meta way, it* made me laugh.

The idea of her tanking. I'd never watch this shit.

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[–] Bridgeheadprod 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] mildsalsa 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

My girlfriend was watching this while I was in the other room. If you're interested in hearing Amy Shumer describe the foul stench emanating from her vagina in great detail, this special is for you.

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[–] jerrykantrell 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

So, what are you going to do about your girlfriend?

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[–] mildsalsa 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Thankfully she thought it was gross and unfunny. I commandeered the TV after 15 minutes.

Amy Schumer has always been a potato faced no talent fatass. this netflix special she somehow managed to ramp up her ugliness even more.

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[–] fluxusp 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

If you want to look at pigs visit a farm. It's free and they do make you laugh.

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[–] Turnip_Time 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And they tend to be far less disgusting.

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[–] 8422215 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And they actually benefit society.

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