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[–] 7732976? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

From their Facebook that is linked on their pages

Empire News was created to partly inform, mostly entertain, and to definitely stir the pot.

This page and the Empire News website are purely fictional. All events are just a mockery of real life, and are designed to entertain only. Names are fictional except in the case of celebrity parody. Any other use is unintentional or coincidental.

Empire News is the most respected news source on the planet, having won numerous awards, including being presented the Medal of Freedom by former president Willard Filmore, as well as being awarded 'Best In Show' at Westminster.

The entire Empire News staff graduated Summa Cum Laude from both Harvard and Stanford on the same day.