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[–] pocketForceNapkin 2 points 139 points (+141|-2) ago 

white power came out.

Where can I get some of this white power?

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[–] Owigotprcd 0 points 74 points (+74|-0) ago 

That was the most critical spelling error in the entire story.

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[–] Rebel_media_wtf [S] 5 points 46 points (+51|-5) ago 

hahahahaha powder*

hahaha fuck

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[–] watitdew 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

the suspicious envelope appeared to be at least 50 years old. as the intern opened it a bright light shone from the tear in the wrapping. mahler could be heard faintly but the source came from no direction. hitler's visage materializes in the light and begins to take form...

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[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Freudian slip

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[–] burns29 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It is the CNN auto correct in action.

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[–] ArsCortica 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'm now imagining the package box opening like a clown car and one Ku Klux clansman after another steps out until the entire room is full of them.

It's hilarious just for how absurd it would look like - the white hood popping out of the box first, followed by the clansman pulling himself out of the box, then the next, etc.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There were a few surly skinheads too

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[–] Gnusmas 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Can't put that back in the box. They'll never get it out of the carpet.

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[–] 9-11 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

This is a FAKE story without a single source and several people saying they went there and all is normal

REMINDER TO DOWNVOAT THIS

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[–] crashing_this_thread 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

GOD DAMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS AT IT AGAIN!

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[–] 7683886 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

At this point a false flag attack would gain them sympathy and further their narrative.

The right has little to gain from physically harming them. They've done a good job of destroying their own reputation.

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[–] Rebel_media_wtf [S] 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

wolf is glutenphobic

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Non-gluten free flour? That's an act of terrorism!

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[–] KnownUniverse 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

everything looks normal from outside the building, no ambulances or unusual activity

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[–] RobertB 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

exactly my thought

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

CNN has a mail facility in the same building for certain things. It would never have made it back to any of the areas the talent would be in though without already being inspected. So at worst there would be a lockdown on the mail area.

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[–] HonestTrouth 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I bet they are full of shit.

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[–] dt1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That would be brown powder.

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[–] Livllovable 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

*power

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[–] squarebush 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Fake news false flag incoming. Expect it to be blamed on Trump calling CNN fake news.

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[–] Knutache 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I won't believe it until I see Anderson Cooper foaming at the mouth. And REAL foaming. Not just the usual mouthful of jizz foaming.

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