Anon Archived Jesus no: Amy Schumer to Star in Live-Action Movie Barbie (breitbart.com)
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Anon Archived Jesus no: Amy Schumer to Star in Live-Action Movie Barbie (breitbart.com)
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[–] GimmeTheUsual 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
More like trashy-suburban-past-30-Barbie. Christ, is there anything this fucking cankle queen won't fuck up with her presence? I'm sure she would fit a role as a nattering southern trailerpark whore, rifling through the tabloids at the checkout so she doesn't have to pay for any of them. Shellac hairstyle, shitty clothes, large sweeping curves of armfat drooping on checkstand as she chews her bubblegum.
All thats left for this dumb bitch to do is put out a music album and try to become some pop-star. Its all so fucking retarded.
[–] WickedVocalist ago
Ew she could do like Hilary Duff did when she did her kiddie movies and make the shitty pop album. Yuck I would rather die than to be a Hollywood actress or actor.