Anon Archived Jesus no: Amy Schumer to Star in Live-Action Movie Barbie (breitbart.com)
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Anon Archived Jesus no: Amy Schumer to Star in Live-Action Movie Barbie (breitbart.com)
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[–] cdf 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
So, when this movie flops, and the studio loses millions of dollars, will that be the end of her career? Please?
[–] KingofKong 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Obviously it will be the fault of sexism and internalized mysogony (at least for the women who didn't go see it.)
[–] SaneGoatiSwear 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
let us say it:
that fat piece of shit will lose them money because it's a fat piece of shit.
[–] PM_ME_UR_NOODZ 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It only seems like it will be expensive because it will lose money and you aren't supposed to lose money in the movie business. When you think of as a cultural engineering (i.e. propaganda) project then it looks like a pretty wise investment.
If it ends up losing $10 million then it cancels out the taxes that the studio would have to pay on $10 million of profit. It may be a pet project for some sjw Hollywood fags that the studio agreed to in exchange for the sjw fags agreeing to participate in some other project that will turn a profit of a quarter billion. Maybe they get to unload some dead weight for contracts that are written for x number of movies. It helps them score points with the sjw trust fund crowd and their minions. All those things can be achieved more effectively with a movie that loses $10 million than to just donate $10million to some lobbyist group or to buy ad time for PSA's or some shit.
[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
As long as the jew doesn't do something that would cause her to be shunned by other jews she'll always have a job. She's too well connected.
[–] 7045285? [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sony just lost a shit ton of money on the SJW remake of Ghostbusters. im not sure a flop here stops them.
[–] VoutGuy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
No! They'll make more and more until we're no longer sexists and accept her for her beauty and talents.
[–] fluxusp 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Another movie flop, and it'll be Trump's fault. Already looking forward to the devastating reviews tbh.
[–] ratsmack 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fat blue haired feminists and their cuck boys will be gushing the virtues of this movie like it's the second coming of Christ.
[–] Vhaine 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If only they had money and weren't spending every dime on 1 bedroom loft apartments and 120k womyn's study degrees.
[–] Wuttier 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Are we even surprised by this? Clearly she is doing this for the money. Just don't watch it, don't take your kids to it, and let Hollywood spend an absurd amount of money for nothing.
[–] 7045297? [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The Ghostbusters outcome? One can only hope. The difference this time is its not a remake, and it barbie -- clearly only a misogynistic person would make fun of fat barbie.
[–] ArchmageMordenkainen 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
But...but... Barbie itself is inherently sexist because it's a toy marketed to girls and reinforces gender roles and unreasonable standards of beauty. But now Amy Schumer is in it? Should I be offended or not? What does the progressive stack say?
[–] WickedVocalist ago
Is she going to starve herself to make the real Barbie measurements?
[–] Wuttier ago
CGI is your answer for this one, I guess...
[–] IndigoElectric 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Whats sad is that it's so evident just how deep of a state of denial this woman had sunk into these past few years.
Despite what she says constantly about being comfortable about her body image and encouraging other girls not to care if they look like herself, it is so obvious that she is completely miserable.
[–] 7045362? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
She should rather star as Miss Piggy in a new Muppets movie. The costume to look like the real deal would be dirt cheap.
[–] Biscuitbaiter 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Barbie: "We broke the mold when we made this one".
[–] 7044518? 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They can do amazing things with cgi these days
[–] tanukihat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You guys are crazy, she looks exactly like Barbie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)