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[–] NorBdelta 0 points 85 points (+85|-0) ago 

That's because the tough immigration process would exclude her from emigrating there. Also, cross-border cattle legislation is quite harsh.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

And they have to wear that micro-chipped ear tag.

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[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Naw she has money. That greases immigration wheels like crazy. Shit spins so fast with money greasing it that it smokes.

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[–] Troll 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

I think Amy Schumer is disgusting.

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[–] HeavyBrain 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Hey women are torally smart and funny get over it.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

i literally lose my shit when she talks about her vagina

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[–] jerry 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Shitty comedy triggers me

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[–] Monkstar1 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

We should all start calling her the female Carlos Mencia

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[–] Fambida 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Female Jeff Foxworthy, female Billy Ray Cyrus, female George Lopez, female CarrotMuffin Top

I'd say female Rob Schneider, but that would be an insult to Rob.

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[–] Nietzsche__ 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Almost a modern Jane Fonda

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[–] gosso920 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Don't go away mad, Amy - just go away.

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[–] Monkstar1 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Make Amy Go Away

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[–] Rummel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's what Maga really meant? Hmm, nothing changes. Maga!

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Amy Schumer claims that when she said she was leaving it was all a big joke. In addition, she thinks anyone who expects her to move out of the country is basically an asshole.

Like always all talk and virtue signaling but not real action.

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“People who voted for him you are weak. You are not just misinformed. You didn’t even attempt information,” Schumer cried.

We are weak, but how come Prez, Senat and house is in our favour, if we are misinformed why did we give the E-mails a look and compared them to what Clinton said to call out her bullshit.

If you are going to be a butthurt loser you can be, but still attack people with facts your mean words are nothing to us because not only are they overused they simply dont hold ground.

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[–] TauCeti 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She's just a leftist sounding like a leftist.

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[–] Browngaijin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You don't even attempt information.

Dude do you even attempt infomation?

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[–] Locked_Account 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I wonder how many people she convinced to vote for Trump with her false promise?

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

based Amy Schumer

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[–] Locked_Account 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

LOL! Yeah, she was the deciding factor.

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[–] FeelinFroggy 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

While reading that article, I saw down below that Chelsea Handler also bitched the fuck out and acted like a toddler with this whole thing. I think I hate Chelsea a bit more than Amy, personally - so I found her guest's remarks pretty interesting (also applies to the hamzilla that-is-Amy):

“When you say, ‘I want to leave. I want to go,’ of course — it’s the flight syndrome. We fought now and we didn’t win so we’re going to fly away. That’s just what the people who gave this hateful message want us to do, and we’re not going to do it,” said Boxer.

I'll just take this turd log, spin it around this way, put a bird on it... voila! Something better than anything you'd ever make! Fuckin' racist voters who are all disgusting and gross - we won't play your little game!!! That they started.

No. You don't get to do that. You don't get to go "I'll do this if this happens," then when that happens, turn around like "no, I'm so brave and strong and I won't do the thing you want me to do!! Haha, fuckers!"

Jesus Fucking Christ...

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[–] lexsird 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

NetFuckingFlix has Chelsea 'I'm a disgusting whore' Handler on with her own fucking special. I'm so sick of paying them so they can pay evil cunts like her. I'm about done with them. I'm almost done binge watching all of the Star Treks. I think after this month, they can go fuck themselves too.

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[–] SpaceCpt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm about done with them. I'm almost done binge watching all of the Star Treks.

Tough it out soldier! You have to make it to Enterprise and Scott Bakula

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[–] AOU 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

There's a sub for these cucked celebs.

/v/LEAVEUSA

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[–] Impulsive 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Typical Dem, not honouring their own promise.

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[–] Northvvait 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

At least she can't raise my taxes

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[–] Thin_White_Duke 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Well Amy, I think you are disgusting.

Under all that lipstick and makeup, you're still a damn pig.

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