Archived Church Apologizes, Asks Forgiveness For Banning Fat People From Worship Team (foxnews.com)
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Archived Church Apologizes, Asks Forgiveness For Banning Fat People From Worship Team (foxnews.com)
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[–] solar_flare [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wait, isn't gluttony and laziness repeatedly mentioned as a sin in the Bible, and that followers are to consider their bodies "a holy temple?" It seems reasonable they wouldn't want people who openly disregard their doctrine representing them in any official manner. What's with people apologizing and cowering at the first instance of opposition?
I bet people would have no problem with them banning cigarette smokers or drunkards, hypocrites.
[–] Master_Foo 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
OK, I'm not superstitious, so "Stupid Shit Christians Do" isn't really something I'm 100% familiar with. Will someone please explain to me what the fuck a "Worship Team" is? Do churches have contests to see which one can Jebus the best or something? Is it kind of like a "Math Olympics" type of thing, where, instead of doing something useful, you know, like MATH; they instead show off their skills in exorcism? Maybe they hold competitions to see who is the best at stoning faggots?
Someone please tell me. I'm intrigued. Maybe the next time a Missionary knocks on the door I can challenge his worship team to a duel or something?