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[–] the-gerbil-in-my-bum 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

obtain an RC cars tires and perform a miniature necklacing on its penis and then a full sized one once the novelty wears off

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You need to hammer him up the ass with a big dildo, making sure to hit the prostate every time, in order to give him a boner that he can't will away. Those RC car tires will trap blood in his dick, and eventually his cock will die, or he'll stroke out from most of his blood being trapped in one place and the remaining blood having so much pressure behind it.