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I've never heard of this space mission but whatever data it sends back better skyrocket technological advancement for something useful...like VR Porn or shareable flesh lights.
Natch. The prime directive of any space exploration is the groping of alien women and money shots in zero gravity under a double moon. They didn't send Kirk to outsmart the galaxy, they sent him out there to fuck it.
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[–] ragnamoo 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I've never heard of this space mission but whatever data it sends back better skyrocket technological advancement for something useful...like VR Porn or shareable flesh lights.
[–] shapeintheclouds 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Natch. The prime directive of any space exploration is the groping of alien women and money shots in zero gravity under a double moon. They didn't send Kirk to outsmart the galaxy, they sent him out there to fuck it.
[–] blu3 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bravo.
[–] anotherRefugee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pass it here. There. I just invented the shareable flashlight.