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[–] CobraStallone 1 points 50 points (+51|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Must be those Catholic extremists trying to establish a theocracy.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Zoroastrians, it's them this time, I JUST KNOW IT!

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Mormons screaming "Joseph Smith Akbar"

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[–] primaryappellation 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Sister fucking monsters

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[–] lissencarak 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Probably a Viking raid.

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Just look at Malmo, Sweden 10 years ago for a snapshot of what's to come.

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[–] Boukert 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Belgian state television has the following statement in Dutch: http://deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws/regio/brussel

Meerdere wagens in brand gestoken in Sint-Gillis Zeven tot negen wagens zijn in de nacht van woensdag op donderdag in brand gestoken in de Brusselse gemeente Sint-Gillis. Niemand raakte gewond en er is ook geen sprake van terrorisme, aldus de autoriteiten. Het vuur beschadigde negen voertuigen, maar maakte geen slachtoffers. Wat de verschillende branden veroorzaakt heeft is nog niet geweten, maar een terroristische aanslag wordt volgens de politie uitgesloten. Pierre Meys, een woordvoerder van de Brusselse brandweer, heeft het over zeven beschadigde voertuigen, en verzekert dat de situatie onder controle is. Rond 1u30 waren de branden volledig geblust en werd de operatie van de brandweer beëindigd. De eerste vaststellingen lijken erop te wijzen dat de branden werden aangestoken en dat het dus om criminele feiten gaat.

Translation:

Several cars torched in Saint-Gilles.

Seven to nine cars torched in the night on of Wednesday on Thursday in the Brussels municipality of Saint-Gilles . No one was injured and there is no question of terrorism , according to authorities . The fire damaged nine vehicles but caused no casualties. What has caused several fires is not known yet, but a terrorist attack is excluded according to police . Pierre Meys, a spokesman for the Brussels fire department , it has about seven damaged vehicles , and ensure that the situation is under control. Around 1:30 the fires were completely extinguished and the operation of the fire was stopped . The initial findings suggest that the fires were lit and that it comes to crime.

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[–] this_was_available 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What has caused several fires is not known yet

I bet it was those filthy capitalist oppressor pigs! They probably used child labour to set off some bombs!

Then they went back to producing useful stuff and employing people. Those bastards!

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[–] onezeno 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

damn Flemish separatists

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[–] con77 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

scientologists

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They would be suing, not explodering.

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[–] pcdude 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You must not have seen how hard and how fast they can sue. Heads literally explode.

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[–] con77 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

they believe L Rons return is imminent and theyre eliminating the competition for head of the EU!

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[–] novictim 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Mormons. Has to be.

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[–] dingomeat 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

You've been banned from /v/nojewsallowed for admitting you are a jew in a previous comment

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[–] novictim 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

But...but....uh...I never...uh...oh dear... but...no!.. Oh my oh dear...but...

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[–] TheAwesomeDude9001 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

$10 Says it was a muslim.

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[–] TheAwesomeDude9001 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'll do better. 100,000:1.

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[–] 0x5f3759df 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Well, you lose this time. It has already been established that this was not a terrorist act. Although it wasn't an unreasonable bet.

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[–] Ser_Snow 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

I don't understand how the police can say it's NOT something when they don't know what it is.

Sounds like a bullshit PC answer to me.

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[–] StuntmanMike123 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Well, there you have it folks. This guy knows exactly what happened, because he read that the (((authorities))) said it "wasn't terrorism.

Move along, boys and girls.

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[–] lefthandofjhereg 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yup they announced it in church last week. Definitely us.

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