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[–] WhiteSoIMustBeRacist 2 points 46 points (+48|-2) ago 

No. All we need to do is cut off their twitter service. It'll be like in Jurrasic Park where the dinosaurs needed that one critical amino acid to survive. We cut off their twitter and they'll all shrivel up and waste away.

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[–] ratsmack 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I could agree with a strategic nuke strike on Twitter... let's do it. :)

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Let's go with a massive DDOS nuke strike on twitter & facebook. That will take care of them.

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[–] lukos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Had to add this, that was golden man- http://jurassicpark.wikia.com/wiki/Lysine_contingency

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[–] CrazyInAnInsaneWorld 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Amusing, but I feel I would be doing Crichton a disservice if I didn't also point out that the Lysine Contingency plan failed when the dinos began consuming crops that contained a high amount of lysine in them, such as soybeans.

But I will concede that it would be fun as hell watching them shrivel up like slugs under salt having a conniption fit over their Social Media deficiency.

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[–] JanMichaelVincent 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Er... But life found a way? Not a super analogy, dude.