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[–] CervicalStrike 0 points 93 points (+93|-0) ago 

Gets suspended for making shapes out of a pop tart. Meanwhile clock boy invited to white house for bringing a fake bomb to school, his dad hoping for a lawsuit opportunity.

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[–] WiseThat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

bang

Ahhh! That word is triggering! How could you be so violent?

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[–] ddd 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

he solder his own cpus man how dare you /s

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[–] Sanji 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Pop tart gunz are dangerous as hell.

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[–] zugz1m0reday 8 points -1 points (+7|-8) ago 

for bringing a fake bomb to school,

To be fair it was a fake/shitty, "home made clock," it's pure fucking ignorance (borderline stupidity) and rhetoric on the part of the school staff and media that made it a "fake bomb."

Now, having made that point, this is equally stupid, and sensational. After all, once you've grown up who the hell cares what's in your permanent record?

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Actually there's sufficient evidence to conclude that the whole thing is an intentional hoax -- the "clock" was intentionally made to look like a bomb so that the student can accuse everyone of racism and discrimination -- exactly what he did.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It wasn't a home made anything. He took the electronics out of a clock and put them in a suspicious looking black box. I'm not saying it was definitely a conspiracy, it could have just been a stupid kid pulling a stupid prank, but there was not educational value in what he did.

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Same, and when we couldn't find sticks, we would just make finger-guns and shoot each other with those.

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[–] zugz1m0reday 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Same, but I also built fake pistols out of Legos too.

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[–] InyourfaceNancyGrace 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's the perfect rainy-day activity! Fun for the whole family!

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[–] wonkifier 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hell, a house on the other side of the fence from the playground had bamboo... when he'd trim, we'd have a bunch of bamboo sticks to fight each other with. So much blood shed, so much fun. So little trouble.

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[–] TauCeti 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's fucking ridiculous now. I grew up with toy guns of every sort, as did the rest of the boys in my neighborhood. We had a great deal of fun, but none of us ended up robbing banks or shooting up schools.

When we got older, we were allowed some actual pellet guns and would go out to plink cans, rocks and other random targets. I can just imagine what would happen now if a teen walked down a road with a pellet rifle in hand. Panicky people calling the cops to come, with a good chance they'd shoot him dead.

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[–] revofire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Indeed. It was World War I & II every day for us.

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Anne Arundel County Schools reacted to the ruling by releasing a statement which said, “We have believed from the outset that the actions of the school staff were not only appropriate and consistent, but in the best interests of all students.”

What a bunch of emasculated cucktards. I bet they all have PTSD now. Seriously? Are you trying to make a Gersh Kuntzman?

...because that's how you make a Gersh Kuntzman.

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[–] green_man 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I have no idea the motives behind it, but they seem to be attempting to make men into this.

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[–] GreatBaldung 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's gonna be all Kuntzmen. Kuntzmen everywhere.

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[–] Apathy 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Can't ban guns until you train the next generation to hate them.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But with shit like this will you actually hate guns who as you learnd are not more dangerouse and just as awsome as a pastry.

Or are you going to hate authority who just come up and fuck you over at lunch for no reason while you are just having fun.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Sounds like this judge wants to be unemployed after the next election.

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[–] ihunt 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Vote libertarian and put away with all these corrupt government workers, and shitty schools. Let the free market reward good schools and punish bad schools.

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[–] bob3333 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Let the free market reward good schools and punish bad schools.

Ever heard of the tragedy of the commons?

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[–] birds_sing 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Next thing you know they'll suspend kids for making hoax bombs out of pencil cases and clock radios and then setting off the alarm multiple times in class.

Or wait, that won't happen because that would be Islamaphobic.

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[–] pyres 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's going to go on his permanent record.

Perhaps this grievous offender also needs to be added to the terror watch list, just in case.

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