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I know a guy who is a nautical lawyer and he couldn't care less about stuff like this. He deals with shipping routes and those big cargo container ships and international treaties. He is not a trial lawyer and works very hard all day while crap like this is clogging our courtrooms.
Judges won't put up with lawyers having panic attacks during trial either. Nor will clients. You're fuck no matter what snowflake. You can't handle stress find a less stressful job.
And if you're not good enough to be a lawyer, you can hire a lawyer to sue the bar association for discrimination. All of our graduates make money in the courtroom.
In only three short years' time, you'll be the most underhanded of tricksters, dirtiest of the dirty deed doers, and the pimpernel of the double crosswe'll teach you the most underhanded of tricks, the dirtiest of deeds, and how to be a plundering, embezzling, swindler!
I'm gonna sue them for failing me on the basis of my lack of education in the law due to my poor family being unable to afford to send me to law school.
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More evidence that sub-saharans low iq tests are valid?!$. lol, how does someone have the capability to attend Harvard, yet after they graduate, fail a multiple guess exam in their field of study?!$. We graduate sub-saharans, give them fake degrees, and frequently employee them in government where they fuck everything up behind closed doors?!$.
Have courts in America changed? Do they accommodate for legal council with anxiety? WHY In the Fuck would someone who suffers panic attacks spend so much time in school so they can be put on the spot and judged? They wouldn't and I call Bullshit on this cunt. Take the test over bitch, like everyone else does.
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[–] Lemongarb 1 point 32 points 33 points (+33|-1) ago
I don't want my lawyer having panic attacks.
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
So now you too are discriminating against her for her disability.
Expect to be sued by your own lawyer.
[–] Gargilius 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
easy fix: ...just go 'boo!' and she'll panic out of sueing him :-)
[–] 5500882? 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Most lawyers aren't trial lawyers.
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I know a guy who is a nautical lawyer and he couldn't care less about stuff like this. He deals with shipping routes and those big cargo container ships and international treaties. He is not a trial lawyer and works very hard all day while crap like this is clogging our courtrooms.
[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Sounds like she has what it takes to make it as a lawyer.
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
She will carry a mattress around the courtroom and use internet petitions in place of witnesses.
[–] Synisterintent 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Judges won't put up with lawyers having panic attacks during trial either. Nor will clients. You're fuck no matter what snowflake. You can't handle stress find a less stressful job.
[–] Drenki 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You, too, can sue your way to success, but only after you go through our law school!
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
And if you're not good enough to be a lawyer, you can hire a lawyer to sue the bar association for discrimination. All of our graduates make money in the courtroom.
[–] Drenki 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
In only three short years' time, you'll be the most underhanded of tricksters, dirtiest of the dirty deed doers, and the pimpernel of the double crosswe'll teach you the most underhanded of tricks, the dirtiest of deeds, and how to be a plundering, embezzling, swindler!
[–] Synisterintent 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm gonna sue them for failing me on the basis of my lack of education in the law due to my poor family being unable to afford to send me to law school.
[–] BAppreciAting 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
More evidence that sub-saharans low iq tests are valid?!$. lol, how does someone have the capability to attend Harvard, yet after they graduate, fail a multiple guess exam in their field of study?!$. We graduate sub-saharans, give them fake degrees, and frequently employee them in government where they fuck everything up behind closed doors?!$.
[–] klobos 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What's with the ?!$
[–] BentAxel 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Have courts in America changed? Do they accommodate for legal council with anxiety? WHY In the Fuck would someone who suffers panic attacks spend so much time in school so they can be put on the spot and judged? They wouldn't and I call Bullshit on this cunt. Take the test over bitch, like everyone else does.
[–] youareivan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
can't you retake the bar exam if you fail it? i think this lady would be well served by having more time to prepare.
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She failed it twice, then demanded three special accommodations, which she got -- then failed it a third time and is suing for discrimination.
[–] youareivan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
fourth time's a charm!