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[–] acheron2012 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why the fuck did he not ask for a knife instead of a rope? You know what would have made it let go really quickly? Cutting it's fucking head off!

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You want a 4 meter python crawling around your house? Rope will secure the animal and ensure that IF the animal consumes your cock that you will be able to have it reattached because you still have the creature.

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[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Snakes' heads can still bite. Killing it wouldn't have been as helpful as you think.

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[–] voNIKONov ago 

Yeah this might be the craziest part of the story. That would be like less than 50 on my list of ideas of what to call for in that situation. Seriously. Knife, axe, blowtorch, hedge sheers, sledge hammer, anything but a rope.