Archived Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python (khaosodenglish.com)
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Archived Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python (khaosodenglish.com)
submitted ago by bitbomb
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[–] CobraStallone 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
After acquiring a taste for human dick. That's nice.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] GrimShins 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Thai food, presumably.
[–] raisinade 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You don't get it, that's his time away from the missus.
[–] 5305570? 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Released back into nature?!? Fuck that.
I would chop its head off and mount it on a pike in my front yard as a warning to the others:
"Death awaits you here, move along..."
[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i hope you're talking about the snake....
[–] acheron2012 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why the fuck did he not ask for a knife instead of a rope? You know what would have made it let go really quickly? Cutting it's fucking head off!
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You want a 4 meter python crawling around your house? Rope will secure the animal and ensure that IF the animal consumes your cock that you will be able to have it reattached because you still have the creature.
[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Snakes' heads can still bite. Killing it wouldn't have been as helpful as you think.
[–] voNIKONov ago
Yeah this might be the craziest part of the story. That would be like less than 50 on my list of ideas of what to call for in that situation. Seriously. Knife, axe, blowtorch, hedge sheers, sledge hammer, anything but a rope.
[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Whoo, that headline is crazy. It was struggle reading it
[–] Spectral 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
oooo Headline crazy. Struggle read toilet python
[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Imagining a python biting my python while reading the headline was a struggle. The pictures didn't help when I re-read it
[–] Mike_Lithurtz 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy Christ!! Those pictures! I can hear the desperate screams.
[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Third world problems
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This guys must have a huge cock.
Literally needed a creature that could unhinge its jaw in order to take his dick!
[–] the_snek ago
I swear, I was not involved. Never left my terrarium.