[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you can sand off any varnish and wet it with water for me I can probably figure it out for you if you're not lucky enough to be one of the 3 this year. Knowing only 3 a year get accepted it won't be cheap though. If you mail me a sample I can for sure figure it out.

[–] Drkadrka 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You get 3 per household, not 3 for the entire population of the United States.

I get the confusion, since so much of the federal govt is pure waste, it would seem like having such an underutilized department would have been a thing by now.

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh ok, that makes more sense, but knowing how beurocracy works my assumption makes sense too.

[–] RedditIsTheBest111 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

What's your address?

[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wonder how many boner pictures they receive