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[–] o0shad0o 1 points 32 points (+33|-1) ago 

o/^ Ohh, I couldn't make the payment on my beloved pickup truck

So it drove into the sunset and left me out of luck

Now I'm trudging through the desert with the sun burning the sky

With a hole in my boot and coyotes howling by!

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I cried red white and blue tears after reading this

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[–] thisistotallynotme 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Two things are going to happen if you keep crying:
First, I'm going to have an orgasm.
Second, I'm going to fall asleep.

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[–] Imightnotbetrolling 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I fapped.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago  (edited ago)

There hasn't been any real country music since 1988. Now its just rich yuppies and jews.

Jews sit in a circle in Nashville and ask what song would rednecks like. That's why its all trucks, dirt roads and fried chicken. Merle Haggard is real country. Hank Williams is real country. George Jones is real country. Bluegrass is real soul/blues.

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[–] Native 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hey Kip Moore isn't a Jew and is the most talented musician in country right now

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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] chronicdisco 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Flour 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

George Strait!

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

The downfall of country started with that jew faggot Garth Brooks

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[–] CryptoBard 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I laughed, nice dude, Tesla stole mah jerb!

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

DEY TERK ER JERBS!

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Alright now, get back to the pile.

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[–] battleaxe253 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dirk er dirr!

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[–] MrShekelstein 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

can I get a TRUCK YEAH?

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

She thinks yer tractors sexy.

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Enjoy being suicided by your fancy new drive by wire cars, when some kike dislikes your posts

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[–] tibstibs 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have to say, a decade ago I would never have expected "my dog broke down and my truck ran away" to become literal.

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[–] Mortifera 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That was a good un.

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[–] ProgNaziGator 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Happens in a funny episode of lat man on earth.

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[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

why the fuck do you watch the jew tube?

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