Normally I’d give a long synopsis of a movie to detail all the points of Hollywood degeneracy, but the plot of this movie was so pointless I’m not going to bother. Spoilers ahead though.
The short, short version is that Han starts out as a character who, if he wasn’t already well known from the other movies, wouldn’t be interesting enough to make a stand-alone movie about. He just goes around doing stuff because he needs to move the plot along. There’s a couple of big action sequences, references to the old movies rained, characters die while the audience immediately forgets they existed, and the movie ends with nothing really changing.
The acting was bad across the board. Even Woody Harrelson was phoning it in. People say the guy playing Lando is supposed to be good in this; he isn’t.
I had gone in knowing about a lot of the stupid shit before hand. I knew they turned Lando into a sexual degenerate. I knew the plot hinged on a bitchy feminist robot and an insufferable ugly redbone nigger, and much of that has been well documented in countless videos and blogs already. I won’t cover that except to say that the reactions I’ve heard elsewhere are not exaggerated. It’s really bad.
The one thing I didn’t expect was the sheer number of niggers in the movie though. Everywhere in the background, alien niggers, a planet of niggers; they were popping up everywhere. You’d think Disney was trying to edge into that sweet Ethiopian international market with this movie. At one point there was what I assume was supposed to be an alien singer, but it was just a coal black African woman with some cheap prop covering her mouth. I guess they were afraid if they made her look like an actual alien, you wouldn’t know how woke they were casting so many negros. Woody Harrelson had to tongue kiss one to fill some degenerate interracial quota, so he probably contracted herpes for his role. And the “Empty Nest” character, or whatever her name was supposed to be, they cast a woman so ugly, she made the average ugly fat black woman look good. I wanted to vomit in my mouth.
Also, my wife is a big fan of the clone wars cartoon, so I was watching her reaction to the Darth Maul twist at the end. I thought she’d at least acknowledge it, or show interest, but it evoked nothing from her. She’s the target audience for that big confusing twist, and she was so miserable from sitting through the previous 2 hours that it did nothing to redeem the movie in any capacity for her.
So if you ever find yourself sitting through this train wreck, make it interesting. I suggest turning it into a drinking game. Every time a new, different black character is shown on the screen, take a drink. Just be ready to be seriously fucked up by the end.