The movie starts off with private entity on the last island. They're collecting DNA from dead dinosaurs when the mosasaur and T-Rex show up and fling cars/jump 100ft in the air. This really sets the tone for the whole movie. We then meet up wit the redhead who has gone full PETA for some reason. There's actually political unrest due to "humanitarian" reasons because all the dinosaurs are about to be blown the fuck up by a volcano. Congress is told by Goldblum to let the dinosaurs die and they listen to him. The redhead then gets a phone call by the supposed second billionaire that created Jurassic Park (RIP Attenborough) and they want to capture "Blue" the velociraptor. Redhead then goes to Pratt and asks him to save Blue, Pratt refuses and says he's willing to let Blue die. The next scene he's on a plane with her and her assistants, a veterinarian and an IT guy. They meet up with mercs on the island who usher them to Blue, after tranqing Blue they betray the group and leave all but the vet behind (why they didn't bring their own evades me). After waking up from being tranqed himself Pratt meets up with the stranded redhead and IT guy and do a Transformers sprint away from dinosaurs and the eruption alike (keep in mind only about 30 minutes have gone by) and manage to be saved by the T-Rex. The entire island is now covered in lava (presumably all the dinosaurs too) and they're on the beach watching as the mercs are somehow airlifting the T-Rex we saw 30 seconds ago away. The movies then cuts way from the group to show that somehow a decent portion of the dinosaurs are being rounded up by the mercs. The mercs load the dinosaurs on a massive ship and the mercs flee the ensuing eruption. Before they can leave however the group commandeers a truck and ramps it aboard the ship, and the Redhead put on a hat and nobody notices. The movie then jumps to two "rich guys" discussing the selling of the dinosaurs, for all sorts of purposes. One of the main reasons they're saving them is to weaponize them and use them to fight in war. They've created a new dinosaur using the big bad from the first movie to create superdinosaurs that (((listen to human command))). The group on the boat find the vet and try to save blue and apparently the only way to save her is to get a blood transfusion from the Trex. Somehow retrieving the blood and waking the Trex goes off without a hitch. The asian guy who made the dinosaurs shows up and says that they need Blue alive as the new dinosaur they're making needs her to be a surrogate mother. The granddaughter of the Attenborough knock off then stumbles upon the new dinosaur in a cage under the mansion, along with hundreds of eggs. Sickly Attenborough knock-off figures out what his money is being spent on and wants "rich guy" to turn himself in. Instead "rich guy" smothers him with a pillow. Meanwhile the group has landed and is heading towards the mansion before they're apprehended by the mercs. The granddaughter then escapes her locked room and discovers her dead grandpappy. An auction is then held in the basement of the mansion as dinosaurs are brought out in cages. The group who are locked in cages along with the dinosaurs escape by pissing off a Pachycephalosaurus (the bone heads) and it breaks down a brick wall and their cage door. Immediately after the group finds the granddaughter and infiltrate the auction just as they reveal the "Indoraptor", their new dinosaur. Somehow they've trained it to attack anything that they laser designate, don't ask me. The group then releases the bone head into the auction lobby and it helps Pratt beat up all the guards. After everybody leave the mansion Pratt doesn't pick up a gun and immediately kill the Indoraptor in the cage, and instead hides. The head merc tranqs the indoraptor and crawls into its cage and tries to rip out one of its teeth for his "collection". As it turns out the Indoraptor is playing dead and kills the head merc, who left the cage open. It then escapes and starts murdering people. "Rich guy" finds the group and the granddaughter who reveals that she's not his granddaughter but a clone of his daughter using dino tech. Cut to the IT guy and the Vet who tranq the asian guy (Wu) and release Blue. The last 20 minutes of the movie is the group evading the Indoraptor in the mansion. Pratt finally picks up one of the hundreds of weapons laying on the ground and shoots the Indoraptor, he shoots this behemoth with 3 shots (from what I assume is .556) and assumes it's dead. The Indoraptor ain't having none of his shit and shrugs it off, only for Blue to come save the day. The Indoraptor shakes off blue for another suspense scene between the group and the Indoraptor. The redhead shows up with a gun and instead of dumping the mag she uses the laser designator to try and make it kill itself by jumping in a hole, lo and behold it doesn't work. Blue then shows up again and kills the Indoraptor by knocking it down said hole. The group meets up with IT guy and vet and the granddaughter/clone who saves the rest of the dinos by setting them free. "Rich guy" gets eaten by the freed Trex, and the group meets up with Blue who runs off after the rest of the dinos. The movie ends with Goldblum doing a voiceover as we watch the freed dinos and the shady people who got their hands on the samples and whatnot. We're to expect that the small populations of dinosaurs make it to civilization and start a ruckus, roll credits.