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[–] Ryuhwan 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Some guy falls off the boat and does a 360 windmill after hitting the propeller

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[–] EyeRape 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Best part of the movie

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[–] salemthecat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Taking up from the sinking part...

Dude, 360 no scopes a propeller

Fabio gets pile drived by a spout, no great loss

Jack is a bossy fuck, telling our Rose to hold her breath and not let go until the tugging of the "ship" going down ends

People falling............

Rose is all wet, some greasy foreigner is screaming and pushing her head down in order to get relief

Jack saddles up and punches Johnny Foreigner in the face, condemning him to a cruel, cold death

Like the bossy cunt he is he orders her onto a floating piece of wood and clings on himself

He dies like a bitch

Dead baby floats on by....

Rose blows her rape whistle and is saved by some cowards who wanted to be heros by saving a bunch of frozen corpses

Billy Zane has a lucky escape except for accidentally shooting himself 17 years later

Old woman that no one gives a fuck about throws a priceless, irreplaceable piece of history into the ocean

FIN

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[–] EyepatchMorty 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure the boat sinks, Leonardo dies and Rose gets old and withered. Then Rose dies too.

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[–] Mariner00 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A Narwhal skewers jack while the walrus prince steals away with Rose to his home amongst the ice floes. I enjoyed.

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[–] FriedFood100 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The credits roll. ;)

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My heart goes on.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

An alzheimer's patient throws a priceless piece of jewelry into the ocean because she thought she found it in her box of cereal.

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[–] hats_ 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

A Nazi sub, disguised as an iceberg, sinks the ship.

Jack Sparrow fights with a door and Rosa Parks, for a seat.

Jack Sparrow drowns and is returned to Cthulhu.

Illuminati necklace is returned to Atlantis.

Rosa Parks dies an old, white woman.

...that's all I've seen of it, though. I've only seen a few snippets here and there.

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[–] supernatendo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

A really expensive and sentimental necklace gets thrown into the ocean for sentimental reasons.

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