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It should be an incredibly talented pop star with acting skill. How many of those do you know of these days? Current day pop stars don't even write their own music, and they damn sure can't act.
What does that leave? How about a good actor who can also sing? Much more likely, yes? Mid thirties. Handsome.
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] tanukihat [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Great aesthetic.
[–] Dashippy 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Given the way these remakes work it's probably going to be a fat black woman.
[–] modifieddevice 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Tyler Perry as Madea as the Goblin kin...queen
[–] Gigan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
We all know Johnny Depp would get the role, and play it in his usual eccentric-character style.
[–] tanukihat [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
With Helena Bonham Carter as Sarah?
[–] bfriend13 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Gilbert Gottfried. But the fat black woman does sound likely as well.
[–] RectalLeakage 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If hell comes to earth, why not have David Bowie do it?
[–] tanukihat [S] ago
David Bowie and his codpiece are in HEAVEN, dammit.
[–] daehremmah 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
Danny DeVito gets my voat
[–] DelusionalHominids ago
It should be an incredibly talented pop star with acting skill. How many of those do you know of these days? Current day pop stars don't even write their own music, and they damn sure can't act.
What does that leave? How about a good actor who can also sing? Much more likely, yes? Mid thirties. Handsome.
I'm drawing a blank.
[–] tanukihat [S] ago
Jack Black!
[–] Synisterintent ago
Marilyn manson
[–] tanukihat [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Alright now this I could get behind, as long as it's not some 2-hour goth metal video.
[–] Synisterintent ago
True, I love the man but that would kill it. I think he has the right level and style/creep factor to do a wicked job of it.