[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

It's still going to flop harder than a fat guy in a diving competition. Jim Carrey's washed up presence assures this.

[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Doesn't he gargle with RBG's period blood or some demented shit lib ritual like that?

[–] AI_Shiftposter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That must be some vintage shit. Imagine the last time RBG got a visit from Aunt Flo?

[–] Jeww 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

??

[–] GreatWhiteNorth [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Its still going to suck.

[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I bet it won’t suck as much as Canadians

[–] GreatWhiteNorth [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Most likely true.

[–] CrankyOldMan655 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Back in my day, we didn't have Canadians

[–] StrangeThingsAfoot 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I feel like Sonic hasn't been relevant since the 90s. Does the character even resonate with kids today, or is the target audience 35-year-olds?

[–] BlackBaron 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It was relevant all the way until 2006, since sonic '06 flopped its been a non stop decline into obscurity. Due to games that are mediocre at best since then. He's like halfway to bubsy and gex status.

[–] TheButcherrrrr 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Gex is a treasure don't you dare besmirch his name.

[–] Jeww 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bubsy and gex?

[–] DayOfThePillow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Because they take their kids to the movies, if you notice what you watched as a kid is remade roughly when you should have kids. Marketing.

[–] DintDoNothin 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I can't believe anyone would go to a Sonic the Hedgehog movie to begin with

[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I kinda want to see it just because I know it's going to be a shit show and I need a good laugh.

[–] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It'd be better off canceled altogether.

[–] Straight_up_Prick 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Jews wasting money again, only to be bailed out by the government with a cheesy film of Caricatures from 30 + years ago that will flop harder than Beth Chapman's saggy huge cancerous tits!

[–] Maggotfeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Faggit the hedgenog

[–] Kingssman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How did they fuck this shit up so bad....

Now Detective Pikachu was a masterpiece of a video game adaptation

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