Just came back from this insincere, diversity toe sucking movie. On top of its overt Anti-White agenda, this comedy just isn't funny. Starring Ryan Reynolds as a talking scab, Deadpool 2 follows the antics of Deadpool, a 2002 message board's /own boy/ full of jokes straight out of Jim Carrey's the Mask. While I'm going to stop short of being an Alt-Right SJW in terms of dissecting the "problematic" aspects of this film, I can say unequivocally that this film is best titled "The Left Can't Meme." It tries so hard to be edgy without offending the Sacred Race, panders to gay quotas, mocks the Founding Fathers as rapists and white Men as privileged while starting a black female whose power is literally Plot Armor.
I'm not Roger Ebert, this is not a review. Just don't see this movie if you don't find Jimmy Kimmel funny. It's about as clever as a monolog about a kid with cancer- it's not funny, he just sucks at his job and he's here to push an agenda.
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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Deadpool 1 was the perfect date movie: accessible for chicks but you get your super hero fix as well. That doesn't mean it was a good film though. Reynolds is a charming guy and there's a certain amount of appeal in that. The movie itself, however, just appeared to be edgy but really all the edges were filed off and then safely covered with Reynold's snappy patter. It looked, smelled, and tasted like counter-culture, but it wasn't, not really. But everyone gets to feel good about themselves and their sophisticated, raw sense of humor. Pro-tip: George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Doug Stanhope were/are sophisticated comedians. Deadpool is just the class clown in a goofy suit.
Anyhow my point and I do have one is the studio would have been out of their fucking minds to depart from that formula even one iota for the 2nd movie. And by all reports they have not. I tried watching the first one a couple times but never made it through without falling asleep, so I probably won't bother with the 2nd.
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[–] BentAxel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I may be wrong here, but I believe you are a fan of Adam Carolla.
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[–] PuttitoutIsGone 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I also found the movie to be shit. At one point I found myself wondering when it was going to get good. Then it ended. Not one single funny moment. And the Firefist(?) character....wtf was that? Just pure shit.
[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha [S] ago
Kid was from Hunt for the Wilderpeople, directed by the guy who did Thor Ragnarok. Kid can be funny with direction, but they tried to do a joke transplant and it didn't work.