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[–] Deku_Knight 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Also, they are making Lando a faggot.

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[–] Zaqwert 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In typical hollow SJW virtue signally fashion, they are just saying he is without actually any indication in the movie. Sort of like the Dumbledore is gay crap.

That way they can pander to the SJW mob but also avoid having the movie banned in placed like China who doesn't tolerate the gay brainwashing shit.

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They’re calling it “pansexual” the make the retconning work in light of his obvious attraction to Leia in the original trilogy. They can’t just let the character off the hook at bisexual, though, because bisexuality implies only two genders, so they made him horny for everything. He wants to fuck men. He wants to fuck women. He even wants to fuck robots. Ironically, as they jewed the SJW agenda into the movie, they inadvertently made the black guy stereotypically hyper sexual.

So remember this new character trait whenever you watch the old trilogy. Every time Lando meets someone new, Lando probably at least tried to stick his dick in them. Lobot? Oh, they fucked. Darth Vader? That had to be an awkward conversation. Remember this guy?? Him and Lando GOT IT ON!!!

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[–] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He wants to fuck a bottle of Colt 45.

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[–] psimonster 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So Vader cornholed Lando. I'll never look at the "altering the deal" scene the same way again.

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[–] OpenBorders4Israel 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Any hole's a goal basically.

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[–] Deku_Knight 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

OH FUCK!!!

I always knew its mouth looked like a vagina...now I know why and really wish I didn't.

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[–] madmaxmel 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Jews, they ruin everything!

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[–] Camulos 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Everybody knew it was going to be complete trash.

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[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Kek

Never heard that before

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[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yea I saw a blurb the producers fully expected this to be a flop like 2 years ago

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[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sadly i think they think they are actualy doing the right thing.. the same way white male liberals can shout white genocide about north american indians and completely not even mention the much more advanced south american civilizations the fucking spanish wipee out... but spanish are white eurpean when they do something bad and not every other time... they are so used to shape shifting they start to do it for other groups!

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I really don't need any more reasons not to see this dumpster fire of a movie, but thanks for this anyways.

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[–] AvoidingSkypes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm done with Star Wars. They killed it. It took a lot less time than I thought, too.

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[–] jthun2 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

so that's how it works, he was 'discovered' at a bat mitzvah.

no ethnic nepotism here. nope.

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[–] theshopper 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Harrison Ford is a fucking Jew? Jewish maternal grandparents? My reality is rhyming way to often for me to be crazy.

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[–] theshopper 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't really follow the lives of celebrities at all. Him being jewish just makes me feel dirty for ever enjoying what his jewish subversion brought him in holywood. Makes you feel like a dirt goyim pawn in a much larger game.

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[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's going to be soy infused with soy, freebased with soy and injected with soy (just like they do to their "actresses"). If you must watch it do it with k o d i . Don't give the kikes another damn dirty shekel!

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[–] d33t 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Han Soylo

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry

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[–] cyks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hebrew Shylock

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