[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Who ever steps in to play Mini-Me has some... big shoes to fill. Yeah baby, I went there! YEAH!

[–] 475677 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Apparently he's an absolute cunt to work with and he's also old as fuck now so there's no possibility of him being in the film as anything more than a stan lee type special character that steps in for 3 seconds and is never heard from again which would kill him on the inside. He won't stand for that so that means he wouldn't want to make a movie so much as he would be a hollywood star again which makes him an attention seeking faggot. He's even worse than harley davidson riders and they're such faggots that they nearly dribble cum from every orrifice as they ride.

[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So......you do not like him? Or do you like him? Because with what you wrote I'm not sure...

[–] 475677 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think he's a talentless self centered prick that deserves to die of rectal cancer.

[–] RogerByam 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

You seem really angry about something.

Uncle Reg touched you once too many times?

[–] snurfle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

...only he wants Austin Powers to be played by Oprah this time.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oprah should play Fat Bastard.

[–] cultivated_ignorance 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mike Myers Wants to Do an 'Austin Powers' Movie From Dr. Evil's Perspective, and I want a toilet made out of solid gold. At one point Mike Myers wanted to make "The Love Guru". He only wants to do a Dr. Evil movie because he's now too old to play Austin Powers, and hasn't been able to come up with any original comedic premises.

[–] ScottRockview 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Damn, he didn't even wait for Vern's body to be cold to jump at this opportunity.

[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mini me is dead, though. Vern passed away a week or so ago.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck it - tons of midgets out there willing to fill his shoes. Shave their heads and they all look the same.

[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fair enough.

[–] dooob 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Woah, are you baldophobic?

[–] culofiesta 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I used to like Mike Myers a lot but I couldn't imagine him being funny anymore.

Kind of like Jim Carrey, funny for a couple of years and then you just can't handle him anymore.

[–] HugeDouche 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If only Austin Powers was funny in the first place.

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