[–] Warpig-034 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Don't lie to him.

He needs to learn that there are people out there who will ruin things for no reason.

[–] library_of_stupid 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago  (edited ago)

there are people out there who will ruin things for no reason

The image doesn't feature a Jew.

[–] firex726 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Don't need to... (((they))) are smart enough to not be in the front line when the hoard comes in.

[–] Schreiber 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

So the white libtards with rapefugee rape fetish get excused again because they are just some dumb goy?

But keep pretending that the "feels" generation is not complicit with Soros and see where that gets you. You can eliminate the enemy but if the backstabber is still around you'll get fucked anyway. White libtards will find a way to breed chimps with human for the sake of diversity if PoC don't exist. How else can they virtue signal for diversity if only a single species exist in the breeding game??

Honestly many people grossly underestimate the libtards' need of virtue signaling to the point of doing/supporting sick things. For starters, don't tell me those "scientists" didn't figure out that certain human lookalike with 40 IQ gap on average and who looks closer to ape than you should be classified as a single species... or that lgbtq is a mental illness. They all fucking knew, but political correctness and virtue signaling ruined humanity because truth is suppressed because they don't want to offend anyone.

[–] Calculated 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Maybe the one on the left is a crypyo Jew with a nose job?

[–] Hugh_G 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Eventually his kid will become old enough to find out there's a 4th and probably a 5th and 6th by that time all by himself. At first they'll be upset they were lied to but after they sit and watch them, they will appreciate OP as a loving and caring parent more than ever before. Its a beautiful long con.

[–] stillinit 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'd red pill the cleft chin chick.

[–] LurkMoarFaggot 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

He's going to learn the truth sooner or later and wonder what else you lied to him about. Or hopfully he'll understand the reason for the lie.

[–] SpeshulSnowflaek 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He can just say: "well, Crystal Skull wasn't an Indiana Jones movie-- it was just a movie, with 'Indiana Jones' written down in the title. Indiana Jones as a franchise died the moment the fridge was nuked."

Sort of a "Darth Vader betrayed and murdered your father" kind of statement. It's true-- kinda.

[–] J_Darnley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"... from a certain point of view." :)

[–] ChippyTubes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't know if its a lie, LIE or more like a 'White-Lie' well intentioned half truth oe suggestio flasi or partial truth for the greater good, most movies goers and fans only accept the original Trilogy and anyways should anyone be exposed to the whole he-will-not-divideus flying monkeys and nuke-the-fride BS? maybe some day would be a good time to explain milking a fictional franchise and cashcows, bankers re-vamping and doing remakes of some artists/writers original story or song. Or just go straight out and download or rent Shark Attack 3: Megalodon...Some times a society tells people a 'White Lie' for a greater truth, its like how civilizations would accept Pagan, Christian, Buddhist rituals as 100% correct and real for the sake of society and morality and social unity...its a polite lie if you will. Way more strange years ahead, explaining drugs, alcohol, criminals, political people like weinstien etc

[–] Alhambra 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

that's unacceptable. you should tell him the truth: Indiana Jones is a jewish revenge fantasy, Germans were actually the good guys, and Hitler did nothing wrong.

[–] Titus-of-Voat [S] 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Funny you mention that. My son was asking about the Nazis and said "those were the bad guys in WWII?". I told him it depends on who you ask. He's a little young to be getting into all that.

[–] EyeOfHorus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But I need my annual quota of anti-Nazi films from Jewllywood

[–] idle_voating 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I disagree, Hitler did many things wrong during that war. One was to go after the city Stalingrad in 1942 instead of focusing all of his efforts on capturing Russia's oil fields around the Caspian Sea. Stalingrad was strategically worthless and could have been easily taken from an underfueled Soviet military after seizing the oil fields.

[–] Fambida 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You're a good dad.

[–] Titus-of-Voat [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wasn't sure if I was being selfish, but I suppose it is for his own good.

[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It is okay to hide things till later, but have hime watch it before he hots puberty and tell him why it isnt accepted. Then you aren't seen as a perpetual liar, and more of a protector

[–] SkittleBomb 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Yes, I remember her being particularly striking... The grail is the most humble cup, if I recall correctly. Sounds a little bit like the story of the messiah really - coming from a working class family, while being a vessel for pure divine intelligence. Remarkable.

[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Smart. Me too. I also told my kids there were only three Star Wars movies and that all the other ones were cheap knock-offs.

[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Also the nazi's were actualy the good guys.

[–] calm-forest 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Indiana Jones Crystal Skull was basically a copy of the Stargate SG-1 episode "Crystal Skull"

[–] Titus-of-Voat [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I have not seen that. Is it any better?

[–] calm-forest 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Stargate SG-1 is fantastic, even though it gets a little lame towards the end when it becomes Farscape with a Stargate.

There are 13 10 seasons of SG-1, 4 5 of Atlantis, and 2 for Universe, although SG Universe is nearly Battlestar Galactica.

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