[–] Psylent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"terrorism" lol

[–] XSS1337 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

THIS . THIS SO FUCKING MUCH.

[–] 4thD 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Analyzing news articles for obvious gaps of logic are easy. Using a little 4D Chess it is fundamental to weigh each piece of evidence against all other claims.

By doing this it is clear this was not Van Dammes true son.

"Cops were reportedly called on the 21-year-old after he punched an elevator in his building and injured his hand, "

We know when Chuck Norris' son punches an elevator it explodes and re-assembles into an escalator. When Van Damme's son punches an elevator it would only be to repair it and allow the doors to close before Paparrazi (The bad guys) crest the landing.

At no time could either son injure his hand with such a trivial gesture.

Conclusion: Fake News.

[–] Mercury_Eunomia 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

When you're not as STM as your dad.

[–] Conspirologist [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

WTF is STM?

[–] Mercury_Eunomia 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Everything.