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So edgy. You can't even be bothered to say it was at least "mediocre" or "just OK". Nope. You need to proclaim "how bad" it was. And that it was so bad, that you do not even care about the franchise anymore.
And for the record, nobody believes you when you say "I don't even care about star wars anymore." Because if you didn't, then you wouldn't even have bothered to post this or read the article once you saw what it was about.
Admittedly, a lot of the speculation has been fun. Most of the popular fan theories I've seen are way more interesting than the last 4 movies combined.
But yeah. Fuck Star Wars. It's dead to me. It died at the hands of its own creator (prequels). When Disney tried to revive it, they couldn't do much worse, and at least they didn't. The movie they made still ultimately sucked anyway.
The spectacle of Star Wars is now the most interesting thing about it, not the actual movies. I think everyone ought to know that by now.
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[–] theburntsausage 3 points 7 points 10 points (+10|-3) ago
after how bad the force awakens was i dont even care about star wars anymore.
rip star wars.
[–] WhiteSoIMustBeRacist ago
So edgy. You can't even be bothered to say it was at least "mediocre" or "just OK". Nope. You need to proclaim "how bad" it was. And that it was so bad, that you do not even care about the franchise anymore.
And for the record, nobody believes you when you say "I don't even care about star wars anymore." Because if you didn't, then you wouldn't even have bothered to post this or read the article once you saw what it was about.
[–] DelusionalHominids ago
Admittedly, a lot of the speculation has been fun. Most of the popular fan theories I've seen are way more interesting than the last 4 movies combined.
But yeah. Fuck Star Wars. It's dead to me. It died at the hands of its own creator (prequels). When Disney tried to revive it, they couldn't do much worse, and at least they didn't. The movie they made still ultimately sucked anyway.
The spectacle of Star Wars is now the most interesting thing about it, not the actual movies. I think everyone ought to know that by now.
[–] dildonkers ago
Read the Jar Jar is Sith theory. Essentially they backed out of a big reveal in the 3rd film, where the idiot is revealed to be the mastermind.
[–] Hate-Sponge 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
She is the chosen one a reborn Anakin. Well its official she is now a fucking Mary Sue.
[–] DelusionalHominids ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRMJKWUTJTs
[–] carlip 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Wtf, Luke becomes Yoda and obi wan in the same script. Fucking idiots will eat this shit up.