[–] MortonLoothorKodos 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Proudly water-free since 2015. 💪🙏

[–] waterniggas [S] 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

we got a drymaxxer here

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[–] waterniggas [S] 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

straight tap? yo, I'm not tryna get high here

[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] MrDarkWater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're right bro. My piss was too yellow today.

[–] FormerBaltimoreRes ago 

I unironically dank a bunch of water today after reading this post. Feels good, helps my kidneys, keeps me more alert than coffee, and more importantly signals to other white people of the need for racial purity!

[–] Mistermonger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Im glad my parents raised me on water. An amazing choice i cannot thank them enough for

[–] talmoridor-x ago 

when you have no electrolytes

[–] Sburban_Shitposter ago 

IT’S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

[–] Mistermonger ago 

And gatorade

[–] baronOfGraymatter ago 

I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck and shit in it.

[–] Assholecasserole ago 

Just get drinking your soda, goy.

[–] baronOfGraymatter ago  (edited ago)

Only if it has whisky in it. And is soda, not cola.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w37KwFZArug

[–] shoutout_to_burritos ago 

too long since an apupost, thank you

[–] SurfinMindWaves ago 

Someone on voat told me once that waterniggas were Hawaiians. I'm confused now.

[–] waterniggas [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

waterniggas are niggas who drink water

hawaiians are island niggers