"is what I WOULD SAY, were I a DISGUSTING RACIST! "
[Audience clapping]
"Haha, you guys hear about this Alt-right thing? Yeah, as if BEING RIGHT meant BEING A RACIST! "
[Audience: WoOOOoooo! hahah yeah!]
"God, I don't think you need anymore proof of how STUPID racism IS. I mean, thought we would've learned from, oh I don't know WORLD WAR 2? AM I RIGHT?"
[Audience: WOoo yeah hahahah!]
"AND MIGHT I ADD? THA-"
[Lone audience member: HEY PAL! DID YOU KNOW WHAT DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE ONLY 13% OF THE TOTAL POPULATION-"*}
"WOAH HEY SECURITY!!! SECURITY!!!! GET THAT GUY!! YEAH THE ONE WEARING THE RED TOYOTA T-SHIRT! GET HIM NOW!!!!!!!! PUNCH HIM !!!! HURT HIM!!!! AAAAAARRGHHHH HE'S A FUCKING NAAAZI!!!!!! WHO LET THIS GUY IN?!!?!? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, BEAT HIS ASS!!! OH FUCK YEAH I'M FULLY ERECT, JUSTICE!!!!!"
[Audience claps at our heroic stand up comedian]
".. sigh Thank you thank you, I mean come on IT'S 2019... ANYWAYS GUYS.... GAME OF THRONES?"
[AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN CHEERS]
"I KNOW RIGHT?"
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[–] quasimotor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Epic