"is what I WOULD SAY, were I a DISGUSTING RACIST! "
[Audience clapping]
"Haha, you guys hear about this Alt-right thing? Yeah, as if BEING RIGHT meant BEING A RACIST! "
[Audience: WoOOOoooo! hahah yeah!]
"God, I don't think you need anymore proof of how STUPID racism IS. I mean, thought we would've learned from, oh I don't know WORLD WAR 2? AM I RIGHT?"
[Audience: WOoo yeah hahahah!]
"AND MIGHT I ADD? THA-"
[Lone audience member: HEY PAL! DID YOU KNOW WHAT DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE ONLY 13% OF THE TOTAL POPULATION-"*}
"WOAH HEY SECURITY!!! SECURITY!!!! GET THAT GUY!! YEAH THE ONE WEARING THE RED TOYOTA T-SHIRT! GET HIM NOW!!!!!!!! PUNCH HIM !!!! HURT HIM!!!! AAAAAARRGHHHH HE'S A FUCKING NAAAZI!!!!!! WHO LET THIS GUY IN?!!?!? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, BEAT HIS ASS!!! OH FUCK YEAH I'M FULLY ERECT, JUSTICE!!!!!"
[Audience claps at our heroic stand up comedian]
".. sigh Thank you thank you, I mean come on IT'S 2019... ANYWAYS GUYS.... GAME OF THRONES?"
[AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN CHEERS]
"I KNOW RIGHT?"
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[–] roganjoecurry 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
I went to a local comedy show the other day and the opener comedian was this middle aged single mother with a mixed kid who said “yeah my sister and I are opposites. She’s married, Christian, and a republican, and I’m a good person.” It made me laugh, but not for the reason I think she intended
[–] condensedpun 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
OMG, you are so brave to say this to a room full of people who agree with you claps
[–] MrJohnBongo 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
This is what I was aiming for with my post but you did it a lot better.
Well done.
[–] parapaparapa 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Stop coming here, retard
[–] quasimotor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Epic
[–] theycallmetzikisauce 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
games of thrones would be good if it was like 80s and the style of not caring about sex, but also with 2010s+ style of being awesome production but it will not be lame, how game of thrones is like lame boobs and dragons, it will be awesome "80s boobs and dragons" style like how they dont care about showing nipples on sports channel in 80s and especially italians country dont care about nipples in music videos, but it will be an 80s game of thrones, with modern production power, and it will have a much better attitude at conveying this gay george rr martin story (which wrote a pretty good story but had to fuck some things up by being a "little bitch")
[–] ArkansasJack_Ass 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So what you're saying is you want to see some big ol' dragon tiddies?
[–] Truthsayer9000 ago
game of goys
[–] LeopoldXXII ago
Wat
[–] HaHawk 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
A lot of people have difficulty grasping the concepts of "averages", "outliers", "individuals", and "statistics"
If you "hate all [ethnic group]" you probably have a low IQ
[–] theycallmetzikisauce 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
iq doesnt exist
[–] Truthsayer9000 ago
if you don't hate niggers you probably had a negroid ancestor
[–] HaHawk 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
You can't name a single black person you're fond of? You hate every single black person on the planet? I hope you're joking