Archived Simple numbering proves lolocaust wasn't real (files.catbox.moe)
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Archived Simple numbering proves lolocaust wasn't real (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] LuciusAM 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh yeah, I forgot the lucrative jew fat soap and jew skin lamp market at the time. Why ads were run in every major city of Germany at the time "You can smell like jew fat and read by the gentle illumination of a jew skin lamp!". Since in all the pictures they were really skinny they must have lipo's them, gassed them, skinned them, and THEN burned them in their magic ovens.
I have to be careful with my satire, next thing I know I will be reading a story of the horrors of the Auschwitz Liposuction Man.
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[–] LuciusAM 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Eh, I have an Iraqi pistol belt somewhere that I acquired (through legal means friendly FBI agents reading this) so I can't say too much (though I never desired a human body part). I wonder how much of it stemmed from it being one of the first wars where soldiers weren't allowed to openly keep traditional trophies (weapons, helmets, ect) and how much it had to do with the kind of strain that kind of fighting puts on a young man fresh out of high school. The only kind of fighting more psychologically straining is sniper vs. sniper, and those people know that going in.