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[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

tl:dr? fake it till you make it

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[–] Beast-mode-freak 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yep, exactly what OP is saying.

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[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah, I didn't think to make it rhyme, the important thing is, it actually works.

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[–] birds_sing 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you don't want Trump to be your president, get a tattoo that says that he isn't, and he'll stop being your president.

If you want it bad enough, just act like it's true and it will be.

(Fuck this is fun)

If you can't get a job because you dropped out of school and have a criminal record, just tell everyone you're unemployed because people are racist.

If your life is shitty because you made horrible choices, but you don't want to be responsible for your own actions, and instead you want it to be the fault of worldwide conspiracy. Blame the patriarchy.

If you see that women have an easier life than men, and you want to be female. Then tell everyone you're female. If you say it enough times, grow your hair long, wear dresses, put on makeup, use women's washrooms and changerooms, then you'll magically transform into a female.

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[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You're just being absurd.

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[–] ArouseCatAmouseCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's why I am President.

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[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

President of what?

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[–] ArouseCatAmouseCat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Scrimp Club.

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[–] birds_sing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you're 400 lbs and no one would ever find you attractive, act like every guy would do anything to be with you. Eventually they will.

If you want every girl to think that your huge squishy gut makes you a better lover than all the muscled jocks out there, tell them enough times and they'll believe you.

If you see rape victims getting attention and sympathy. If you want to be treated like a rape victim, just pretend you were.

If you raped a white girl, but you want people to believe that you dindu nuffin, scream and yell that every chance you have, and people will believe it.

This is how it works, right?

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] AmpleMammal 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

FAKE it till you make it